Maxhole's definitions

strombie

A person who has had the life fucked out of them by Senator Strom Thurmond.

Poor Tunchie! She changed since young Master Strom caught her in the linen closet. I think he done turn her into a strombie.

by Maxhole July 15, 2011

cupcake

A muffin with frosting, sprinkles, maybe a candle and other decorations.

CUPCAKES ARE JUST MUFFINS THAT DRESS LIKE WHORES!

by Maxhole July 15, 2011

puketard

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

by Maxhole July 15, 2011

infauxpinion

Ignorant opinion disguised as fact. From "info," combined with "faux" and "opinion."

Ronald Reagan and John Wayne were war heroes? When I want your infauxpinion, I'll hand you a shovel. Until then, keep it to yourself.

by Maxhole July 14, 2011

rootard

An Australian retard.

Quit defining your enemies on Urban Dictionary, you rootard, don't you know everybody can see your name on it? You're going to get excluded from school and sent to fuck brumbies in the Outback.

by Maxhole July 14, 2011

dumbtruck

A very stupid person. Literally, a truckload of dumb.

Who let that dumbtruck in? She just said Sarah Palin would make a good president! Now it's all over me! The stupid, it burns! AIEEEE!!!

by Maxhole July 14, 2011

Nazifarian

Rabidly White-Wing meth freaks from hellholes like Wasilla, Alaska, who whine about how mean everybody is to them, and then go out and rape/murder/burn alive/torture Jews, blacks, Mexicans and Liberals.

Palin and her fellow Nazifarians should all move up to a compound in Alaska where they can smoke all the meth and shoot all the Commies they can find.

by Maxhole January 13, 2011