Maxhole's definitions

facthole

facthole (fakt hole) NOUN. A place where information goes, never to return.

I told you a dozen times before and you forgot like you always do, you senile facthole!

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

spoogeneration

spoogeneration (spoo je ner aish un) VERB. To make spooge.

Her- Why didn't you come?
Him- Oh, I came.
Her- But no spooge came out.
Him- Yeah, well, the third or fourth time, you start to run out.
Her- I didn't know that... How long does it take to make more?
Him- Spoogeneration only takes a day. Two days if you want a full charge.
Her- That's what I love about fucking you, it's so educational.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

pignorant

pignorant (pig no runt) ADJECTIVE. To know less than a pig would know.

I told Kristen that she was a lovely person, except for the ignorance and the lying and the bigotry and the cowardice. I said I'd be happy to talk with her when she learns a thing or two. Give it 20 or 30 years. The pignorant little bitch.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

wiggleize

wiggleize (wig el ized) ADJECTIVE. To make a person, place or thing wiggle, jiggle and shake.

I'm gonna wiggleize you until you piss yourself laughing.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

spagitated

spagitated (spa ji tay ted) ADJECTIVE. To be anxious and clumsy. From “spastic” and “agitated.”

Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?

(Loud ripping sound)

Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

disinfotainment

disinfotainment (diss in fo tayn ment) NOUN. Lies and propaganda disguised as entertainment.

Movies like "Sunset" and "The Secret of NIMH" and "Air America" are just disinfotainment, put out by Hearst and other Fascists to cover up the facts and libel their enemies under cover of "creative license."

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

bimbologist

bimbologist (bim baw lo gist) NOUN. A person who studies stupid women.

John is a total bimbologist, he gets more pussy than the SPCA. But they're all morons.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009