Maxhole's definitions

inheritocracy

inheritocracy (in hair it ok ra see) NOUN. A political system in which the power is inherited, along with large sums of money and property.

Ever notice how the same few families have always been in charge of everything, worldwide? And how they're all related to each other in some big incestuous clusterfuck? That's an inheritocracy. They get so inbred, we wind up with sadistic war criminals like George Bush. That's the bad news. The good news is, we still have guillotines.

by Maxhole June 21, 2009

millione’er-do-well

millione’er-do-well (mil yun aer do well) NOUN. A rich criminal. From “millionaire” and “ne’er-do -well.”

America hasn't executed a millionaire since Juan Garza, in 2001, and he was a major drug kingpin and murderer. Phil Spector, O.J. Simpson and John du Pont all committed premeditated murder, so why aren't they on death row? They are millione’er-do-wells. They had been paranoid, hyper aggressive assholes for years, but their money protected them.

by Maxhole June 21, 2009

GOPbrain

GOPbrain (gee oh pee brain) NOUN. A Republican who is a pinhead, cretin or moron. From "GOP", (Gay Old Party) and "peabrain."

The Dumbocrats are twice as dubm as the GOPbrains.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Congresstard

Congresstard (kon gres tard) NOUN. An especially idiotic member of the U.S. Congress.

Who's the biggest congresstard, Michelle Bachmann or John Shimkus?

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Rondroid

Rondroid (ron droid) NOUN. The seductively bland people who loiter in busy public places asking young people to take their “free personality test.”

My friend Jamie took their free personality test.

They didn't like the results, so the Rondroids locked her in the testing room. She was screaming and pounding on the door. They left her in there for hours. She thought they were going to kill her. She had to kick a hole in the door to get out, and they tried to have her arrested for trespassing and property destruction.

They're such lovely people.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

disinfotard

disinfotard (diss in fo tard) NOUN. A person so gullible they believe every lie they hear.

You actually believed Iraq attacked us on 9/11? You are such a disinfotard.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

bimbonetics

bimbonetics (bim boh net iks) NOUN. The science or manufacture of artificially stupid women.

My God, are all the Ford girls that dumb? Their dad must be doctor of bimbonetics.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009