Bob- Who's the naked chick dancing on top of the cop car?
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the wadgitator mug.Who let that dumbtruck in? She just said Sarah Palin would make a good president! Now it's all over me! The stupid, it burns! AIEEEE!!!
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
Get the dumbtruck mug.Scambodia (skam bo dee uh) NOUN. Any place famous for its con men and hustlers, where everybody is trying to cheat you and nobody is honest.
Yeah, I been to New York.
You'll be shocked to find Manhattan is a big machine designed to take money out of your pockets. Only place I ever saw a drive-by stabbing. Cops didn't even want to talk to the witnesses. Too busy taking bribes, I guess.
The girl I went with worked for Robert, a conman who grifted kids going to Europe out of their ticket money. When they tried to make him give it back, he'd have them arrested. Real sweet guy. And he's still in business, 20 years later. I wonder who he's paying off.
They oughta rename it Scambodia.
You'll be shocked to find Manhattan is a big machine designed to take money out of your pockets. Only place I ever saw a drive-by stabbing. Cops didn't even want to talk to the witnesses. Too busy taking bribes, I guess.
The girl I went with worked for Robert, a conman who grifted kids going to Europe out of their ticket money. When they tried to make him give it back, he'd have them arrested. Real sweet guy. And he's still in business, 20 years later. I wonder who he's paying off.
They oughta rename it Scambodia.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the Scambodia mug.hicktatorship (hik tay ter ship) NOUN.
1. A dictatorship run by country bumpkins and rural dolts.
2. The George W. Bush Presidency.
3. Miserable failure.
1. A dictatorship run by country bumpkins and rural dolts.
2. The George W. Bush Presidency.
3. Miserable failure.
When that gang of arrogant yahoos took over the White House and trashed the Constitution, they turned the U.S. into a hicktatorship.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the hicktatorship mug.slagnificent (slag nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. The quality of being amazingly slutty and proud of it. From “slag” and “magnificent.”
A lotta gay guys I know are proud of how slutty they are. They strut around like peacocks because they are so slagnificent. As if it was hard to get some other gay guy to accept a blow job.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the slagnificent mug.millione’er-do-well (mil yun aer do well) NOUN. A rich criminal. From “millionaire” and “ne’er-do -well.”
America hasn't executed a millionaire since Juan Garza, in 2001, and he was a major drug kingpin and murderer. Phil Spector, O.J. Simpson and John du Pont all committed premeditated murder, so why aren't they on death row? They are millione’er-do-wells. They had been paranoid, hyper aggressive assholes for years, but their money protected them.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
Get the millione’er-do-well mug.inheritocracy (in hair it ok ra see) NOUN. A political system in which the power is inherited, along with large sums of money and property.
Ever notice how the same few families have always been in charge of everything, worldwide? And how they're all related to each other in some big incestuous clusterfuck? That's an inheritocracy. They get so inbred, we wind up with sadistic war criminals like George Bush. That's the bad news. The good news is, we still have guillotines.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
Get the inheritocracy mug.