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Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.
Ron- She's a great fuck, too.
Randy- How would you know?
Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.
Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?
Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.
Randy- Think she'd go out with me?
Ron- Not a chance.
Randy- Why?
Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.
Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
Ron- She's a great fuck, too.
Randy- How would you know?
Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.
Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?
Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.
Randy- Think she'd go out with me?
Ron- Not a chance.
Randy- Why?
Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.
Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the spumptious mug.Movies like "Sunset" and "The Secret of NIMH" and "Air America" are just disinfotainment, put out by Hearst and other Fascists to cover up the facts and libel their enemies under cover of "creative license."
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Get the disinfotainment mug.poetronics (po et ron iks) NOUN. Circuitry or software that writes poetry. One example is, "Poetry CreatOR 2," an online poetry generator (created by Jeff Lewis, Erik Sincoff with help from Darin and Thad Nicholson).
An example of poetronics:
The Dancing Lady
by Anonymous
A robin travels from the alarmed Fuckmuffins,
Where the size of the revolver was all that matters
Transferring out, into the distance, the red wagon kicks.
Thrice she said with flattering hairs and horny sighs.
The day wearies, the hunting of pandas is fruitless, come to my embrace
Ecstaticness washed over she like a listless thorn,
With a youthful cluck and a magnanimous conceive we pressed onward
Cast me down from heaven for lying of dark palaces.
So deal not with this once thy glorious TV repairman.
The Dancing Lady
by Anonymous
A robin travels from the alarmed Fuckmuffins,
Where the size of the revolver was all that matters
Transferring out, into the distance, the red wagon kicks.
Thrice she said with flattering hairs and horny sighs.
The day wearies, the hunting of pandas is fruitless, come to my embrace
Ecstaticness washed over she like a listless thorn,
With a youthful cluck and a magnanimous conceive we pressed onward
Cast me down from heaven for lying of dark palaces.
So deal not with this once thy glorious TV repairman.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the poetronics mug.tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the Tongue Fu mug.Poor Tunchie! She changed since young Master Strom caught her in the linen closet. I think he done turn her into a strombie.
by Maxhole July 15, 2011
Get the strombie mug.schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”
Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?
Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
Her- That's awful, how do you know him?
Him- I just met him on the streets here.
Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?
Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
Her- That's awful, how do you know him?
Him- I just met him on the streets here.
Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?
Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the schizofriendly mug.dodograph (doh doh graf) NOUN. A stupid photograph, or a picture made using obsolete technology, such as Daguerrotype or Polaroid SX-70. From the extinct bird, "dodo" and "photograph."
I found a shot of my brother with his '70s hair, bell bottom jeans, a big, poofy down jacket and the best thing about it is that it's a genuine Polaroid dodograph.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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