Definitions by MURPH

ck cowboy 

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

ck cowboy by murph November 5, 2003

Duct Tape 

1. It holds the universe together.

"Duct tape holds all things together."

Duct Tape by murph November 4, 2003

wodie 

Where u at?

1 kid: yo wodie
2 kid im hittin this nice party come chilkl

wodie by Murph July 16, 2003

Charp 

To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.

Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.

Charp by murph March 25, 2003

Bellignorant 

a: An angry ignorant person.

b: When a person is willing to fight or argue for something not knowing what it is they're fighting for.

c: A belligerant sort of ignorance.

Bellignorant by Murph January 16, 2003

Penis Colada 

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

Penis Colada by Murph January 16, 2003

cum dumpster 

(adj.) a slutty woman.

Look at that cum dumpster over there

cum dumpster by Murph January 16, 2003