MURPH's definitions

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

Bellignorant

a: An angry ignorant person.

b: When a person is willing to fight or argue for something not knowing what it is they're fighting for.

c: A belligerant sort of ignorance.

by Murph January 16, 2003

ph0wnd

a combination of phone and ownd.

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?

by Murph April 4, 2004

mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.

they went into the bedroom to mauster

by Murph January 11, 2005

whoopee

A slang term used first thing in the morning after a party when a yellow stain is discovered on the floor.

Aww man, whoopee on the floor?

by Murph March 31, 2004

window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

by Murph August 9, 2006