shizzlebang

that extra something

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang

by Murph February 21, 2004

silk purse

n. The vaginal area as a result of seminal fluid having been deposited, upon sex.

"Made a silk purse out of m'lady's sow's ear the other day."

-Bobby

by Murph February 19, 2004

ph0wnd

a combination of phone and ownd.

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?

by Murph April 04, 2004

Crew Hoe

(n.) a girl that jumps from friend to friend in order to stay down with the crew.

Daaaaamn, you fucked that hoe too?!?? She's a crew hoe dog! I tried to toldja.

by Murph January 16, 2003

ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

by murph November 06, 2003

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

by Murph February 20, 2004