29 definitions by murph

1
To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.
Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.
by murph March 25, 2003
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The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.
"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"
by murph February 19, 2004
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1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe
"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."
by murph November 05, 2003
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n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture
We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.
by murph February 22, 2005
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a: An angry ignorant person.

b: When a person is willing to fight or argue for something not knowing what it is they're fighting for.

c: A belligerant sort of ignorance.
by murph January 16, 2003
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Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.
''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.
by murph March 23, 2005
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A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.
Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!
by murph March 18, 2004
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