murph's definitions
1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith
2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time
3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.
4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.
5. A wannabe
2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time
3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.
4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.
5. A wannabe
by murph November 5, 2003
Get the ck cowboymug. by murph January 26, 2005
Get the two percentermug. 1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.
by Murph April 21, 2005
Get the sketedmug. like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang
by Murph February 21, 2004
Get the shizzlebangmug. 
