barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture
We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.
by Murph May 13, 2005
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Penis Colada

by Murph January 16, 2003
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sow's ear

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"
by Murph February 19, 2004
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ph0wnd

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?
by Murph April 04, 2004
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blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.
''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.
by murph May 13, 2005
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Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.
"Duct tape holds all things together."
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mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.
they went into the bedroom to mauster
by Murph January 11, 2005
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