murph's definitions

FC

Fire Crotch, One who has Red pubic hair and red hair atop their head.

What is up my* fellow FC? *Narator having Red Hair

by Murph January 5, 2004

cum dumpster

(adj.) a slutty woman.

Look at that cum dumpster over there

by Murph January 16, 2003

fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

by Murph February 19, 2004

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004