murph's definitions

ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

by murph November 5, 2003

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

ph0wnd

a combination of phone and ownd.

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?

by Murph April 4, 2004

mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.

they went into the bedroom to mauster

by Murph January 11, 2005