courtkira

mike's wife that doesn't have kankles!

mike loves courtkira.

by Mike April 5, 2003

poes

Derogitory for vagina, or someone who acts like a cunt.

Pass the spliff you fucking poes!
Jesus that cunteater is a slippery poes!
Dont be a poes.

by Mike May 2, 2003

shipes

A family name. Known in the southeast USA as a very influential family with strong ties to the community.

influential; Political; very giving to the community

by Mike April 8, 2005

ultrahex

A stupid canadian that hacks into peoples computers for fun.

ultrahex is a stupid canadian that hacks into computers.

by Mike December 22, 2004

shroomaroonies

magical mushrooms

gonna get me some shroomaroonies

by mike April 18, 2003

shit breather

some one who is a complete fucking fag, and likes to smoke shit

Mike: Man Matt, you are a complete shit breather, why dont you go fuck yourself

by Mike September 5, 2004

Cock Foul

1. A term that describes person who is both a cock block and frecuently commits party fouls, espically around girls you are attmpting to hook up with.
2. The combination of the words, "cock block" and "party foul."

Mike is at a party. Mike is talking to this fucking hot ass bitch named Corona. Then Mike's dueschbag friend precedes to approach you. Okay, not so bad. Who cares if he looks like a decroded piece of crap? Maybe you can score some sympathy sex, right? Wrong. Mike's friend then happens to stumble (after his whole two beers) and spill his entire drink all over the leg of Corona. Yes, now his name is Cock Foul.

by Mike September 21, 2004