Jon's definitions

Furmunda

The white gue that gathers under the penis directly following vaginal intercource.

Hold on buddy,ill be right over. I just got done punding my babe, Ineed to clean the furmunda off my balls.

by Jon February 8, 2005

thingthing

word used to describe stuff, another word like uh, eh, um, or stuff

yeah, and he picked up the thingthing and broke it...

by Jon March 10, 2005

above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.

Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.

by Jon December 26, 2006

halo

1)An exallent fps for the x box. Anyone that says this game sucks isn't a true gamer, a true gamer would realize you can't put down halo just because you dont like fps's or you just play half life.
2)A giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted by the Forrunner as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown

Halo pwns, Half Life pwns, you can't just choose one noob.

by Jon May 1, 2005

tap out

To submit or give up.

I was fighting Corey and he was so hurt he needed to stop. So he tapped out.

by Jon December 8, 2004

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

by Jon June 8, 2003

Mansfield Town

Small,scaby and home to bitter sad t**ts.

Stag Mad

by Jon January 28, 2004