Skip to main content

Jon's definitions

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.
Paraduck is a waste of carbon.
by Jon February 4, 2004
mugGet the Paraduck mug.

vase

something that holds flowers
by jon December 10, 2003
mugGet the vase mug.

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.
-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
by Jon August 11, 2004
mugGet the msn mug.

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.
by Jon March 18, 2003
mugGet the Gooch mug.

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh
1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.
by Jon April 2, 2005
mugGet the Ghettolicious mug.

Internet

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the Internet mug.

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life
"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"
by Jon June 8, 2003
mugGet the Grinspork mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email