Jon's definitions

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

by Jon March 18, 2003

Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

by Jon March 18, 2003

Shwing

To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner

Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!

by Jon March 10, 2003

suck

to slerp on

wanna suck on this?

by jon March 4, 2003

RIAA

The Recording Industry Association of American. A bunch of useless twunts who will be first against the wall when the post-scarcity revolution comes.

Fuck the RIAA.

by Jon February 22, 2003

computer-nerd

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)

i want i piece of that nerd;)

by Jon February 11, 2003

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers

Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!

by Jon February 7, 2003