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Definitions by Jon

Poon Tang 

A slang term for a pussy.-
Poon Tang by Jon March 18, 2003
The part between your asshole and your balls.
Gooch by Jon March 18, 2003
To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner
Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!
Shwing by Jon March 10, 2003
to slerp on
suck by jon March 4, 2003
The Recording Industry Association of American. A bunch of useless twunts who will be first against the wall when the post-scarcity revolution comes.
Fuck the RIAA.
RIAA by Jon February 22, 2003

computer-nerd 

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)
computer-nerd by Jon February 11, 2003
To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers
Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!
wrecked by Jon February 7, 2003