Jon's definitions

Furmunda

The white gue that gathers under the penis directly following vaginal intercource.

Hold on buddy,ill be right over. I just got done punding my babe, Ineed to clean the furmunda off my balls.

by Jon February 8, 2005

enis

a fat kid from northern new jersey who smokes a lot of marijuana.

"yo enis, you got the herb?"

by Jon June 4, 2004

cryptopsy

canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.

the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.

by jon October 23, 2003

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by Jon August 11, 2004

vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

by Jon June 8, 2003