Jon's definitions

tits of life

battery indicater on mobile phone

"I've only got two tits of life on my phone"

by jon November 1, 2003

Zero Gravity

A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!

Zero Gravity is my favorite rock band of all time. I can play all of their songs.

by Jon June 30, 2005

threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

by Jon February 22, 2005

nirmal

A purple female cat from the cartoon show Garfield.

"Hey Odie, have you seen Nirmal, she's such a bitch"

by Jon April 10, 2005

twerp

A younger kid that is an annoying pest.

That twerp just stole my sandwich!

by Jon November 10, 2004

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

by Jon June 8, 2003

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by Jon August 11, 2004