Jon's definitions

brant

US mil. Personnel adhering to dated engineering concepts. Brants are the embodiment of the "if it aint broken, don't try and fix it" maxim. Believed to be shortened form of Brantwood US Army Transportation Depot, AZ.

"The Bradley? One hell of a fighting vehicle but the transmission musta been put together by the brant squad."

by Jon May 12, 2004

Avatar

A physical manifestation in human form of a Hindu Diety.

Ancient Hindu diety Vishnu was preserved by practicing an avatar.

by Jon December 2, 2004

Siv

Siv is a person who enjoys doing his homework and loves school very much.

Siv is at home doing his homework again.

by Jon January 6, 2004

IRS

See dirt, scumbucket.

My landlord is an IRS.

by Jon August 11, 2004

siena

Everyone's favorite non-scenester girl from Pennsylvania. Lives near me. Is a beast in bed. Can hold her whiskey like no other. I've never seen her drink whiskey, but she likes the phrase "can hold her whiskey like no other."

"Wow you chug your whiskey like Siena!"

by Jon April 13, 2004

tap out

To submit or give up.

I was fighting Corey and he was so hurt he needed to stop. So he tapped out.

by Jon December 8, 2004

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 5, 2004