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by jon July 21, 2003
Get the up the ass mug.A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.
Paraduck is a waste of carbon.
by Jon February 4, 2004
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Get the Grinspork mug.Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.
-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
by Jon August 11, 2004
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Get the cell phone mug.You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer
Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?
Customers: *laughs*
BArtender: *gets mad*
Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?
Customers: *laughs*
BArtender: *gets mad*
by Jon December 22, 2004
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