Jon's definitions

Foo Fighters

1.A name for a UFO during World War II.

Wow their's a big Foo Fighters

by Jon October 15, 2003

Sockator

Noun. Person who uses a sock when having sex instead of a condom.

"Hey Chris, do u have protection?"
"Sure baby, I've got my sock on."
(Chris is sockator)

by Jon May 9, 2003

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 5, 2004

halo

1)An exallent fps for the x box. Anyone that says this game sucks isn't a true gamer, a true gamer would realize you can't put down halo just because you dont like fps's or you just play half life.
2)A giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted by the Forrunner as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown

Halo pwns, Half Life pwns, you can't just choose one noob.

by Jon May 1, 2005

tap out

To submit or give up.

I was fighting Corey and he was so hurt he needed to stop. So he tapped out.

by Jon December 8, 2004

vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by Jon August 11, 2004