Jon's definitions

action

A placeholder word, used to facilitate conversation, usually only understood contextually by the participants of the conversation, and not by outsiders.

Hey man, can you hand me that action over there?

What's with this action?

by Jon June 10, 2004

Bones

A person of the female gender who resembles a skeletal structure. These persons typically endulge in the punk rock scene.

"Dude check out Bones and he new mohawk"

by Jon March 2, 2004

klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

by Jon October 10, 2004

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

by Jon November 28, 2003

cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

by jon June 19, 2005

vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 5, 2004