Jon's definitions

junk

junk is when something is extremely horrible

dude that stuff is junk

by jon May 13, 2005

brant

US mil. Personnel adhering to dated engineering concepts. Brants are the embodiment of the "if it aint broken, don't try and fix it" maxim. Believed to be shortened form of Brantwood US Army Transportation Depot, AZ.

"The Bradley? One hell of a fighting vehicle but the transmission musta been put together by the brant squad."

by Jon May 12, 2004

vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

thingthing

word used to describe stuff, another word like uh, eh, um, or stuff

yeah, and he picked up the thingthing and broke it...

by Jon March 10, 2005

above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.

Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.

by Jon December 26, 2006

cryptopsy

canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.

the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.

by jon October 23, 2003

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 5, 2004