Jon's definitions

brant

US mil. Personnel adhering to dated engineering concepts. Brants are the embodiment of the "if it aint broken, don't try and fix it" maxim. Believed to be shortened form of Brantwood US Army Transportation Depot, AZ.

"The Bradley? One hell of a fighting vehicle but the transmission musta been put together by the brant squad."

by Jon May 12, 2004

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 5, 2004

siena

Everyone's favorite non-scenester girl from Pennsylvania. Lives near me. Is a beast in bed. Can hold her whiskey like no other. I've never seen her drink whiskey, but she likes the phrase "can hold her whiskey like no other."

"Wow you chug your whiskey like Siena!"

by Jon April 13, 2004

IRS

See dirt, scumbucket.

My landlord is an IRS.

by Jon August 11, 2004

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004

vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by Jon August 11, 2004