Jon's definitions

up the ass

the best form of batty sex

serge was poundin on his boy friends ass

by jon July 21, 2003

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

by Jon June 8, 2003

vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by Jon August 11, 2004

cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

by jon June 19, 2005

Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

by Jon December 22, 2004