402 definitions by Jon

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 6, 2004

pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself

Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.

by Jon March 24, 2005

Zero Gravity

A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!

Zero Gravity is my favorite rock band of all time. I can play all of their songs.

by Jon June 20, 2005

Geo Prizm

A compact sedan produced in a joint venture between General Motors and Toyota, and sold through Chevrolet-Geo dealerships throughout North America from 1990-2002. The Prizm is comprised of mostly Toyota parts, sharing the same engine and drivetrain components as Toyota's Corolla, however the exterior and interior were given distinct styling cues to make it resemble Chevrolet's other passenger cars of the time.

The Geo Prizm and Toyota Corolla look almost alike.

by Jon November 19, 2004

sweat body

smelly person, person who sweats alot, just really reeks, bad body odor.

Hey sweat body.

by Jon December 31, 2004

gobeil

a dumb ass kid who is a asshole

Jon you Are such a gobeil

by Jon March 17, 2005

The Simpsons

a television show on fox that USED to be funny, about 7 years ago. this is a show that is way past its prime and needs to be cancelled immediately if any simpsons fans are going to have any fond memories of the show, instead of being force fed the current crap every sunday at 8:00pm.

the simpsons suck now

by Jon January 16, 2004