Jon's definitions

action

A placeholder word, used to facilitate conversation, usually only understood contextually by the participants of the conversation, and not by outsiders.

Hey man, can you hand me that action over there?

What's with this action?

by Jon June 10, 2004

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

by Jon November 28, 2003

Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

che

OK, I'm Argentinian people, here's the real deal: Che is actually used mostly in Buenos Aires, the capitol. It's not true slang, it's just a word used in Argentina. Slang is more common in the inland regions, like Cordoba. Che means either "hey" or "buddy", or simply "hey, buddy."

Che! Me gusto su chaqueta.

by Jon August 1, 2005

Pwned

anyone that says this word has NOOOOO life at all

i pwned that noob because i have no life and sit around all day playing video games!!

by Jon April 18, 2005

confuddled

confused an muddled, like when da brookstar smacks coop in da face!!!

coop:i want your sandwiggy
brookstar: shut up (smack in da face)
coop:*shits pants*arrrgggg!

by jon December 14, 2004

spunkdunk

Spunkdunk is the name given to a a bucket full of cum, that a woman immerses her face in.

Wow, check out that chick. She is having a whale of a time in that spunkdunk. She's literally covered in jizz.

by Jon October 10, 2004