Definitions by Jon

schmoo 

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.

Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....

schmoo by Jon May 23, 2003

ford 

Makes great cars in Europe, should try to bring more models to the US/Canada market from accross the ocean. The Focus is a start.

The Mondeo would be a good replacement for the Taurus.

ford by Jon May 22, 2003

hamartophilia

Love of committing sinful acts

hamartophilia by Jon May 22, 2003

Chegwin

An exclaimation of anger, disappointment and generally being upset.

Much to my chegwin, my children have been abducted and turned into a fine meat paste.

Chegwin by Jon May 20, 2003

Swindon 

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

Swindon by Jon May 20, 2003

B.E.T. 

Network that feeds off African-American stereotypes. Doesn't play real black music like blues. Viacom is killing US Television

BET music is a joke. It would be a real shocker to see performers like Keb Mo', Robert Cray, or Corey Harris featured on that network. They probably never won't.

B.E.T. by Jon May 19, 2003

BUFU 

Buy us Fuck you

Please BUFU the shirt, tommy.

BUFU by Jon May 12, 2003