Jon's definitions

The Simpsons

a television show on fox that USED to be funny, about 7 years ago. this is a show that is way past its prime and needs to be cancelled immediately if any simpsons fans are going to have any fond memories of the show, instead of being force fed the current crap every sunday at 8:00pm.

the simpsons suck now

by Jon January 16, 2004

coozie

A beer holder that keeps your beer cold. An insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. Usually made of Neophrene or styrophome
(Must be a Southern term)

Do you havw a coozie for my beer?

by jon December 11, 2003

MMORPG rpg games

These gaames are fun to play as long as u dont play all day! and fuck all u otha people who say they are for people who have no life,im sure u people play games to, maybe no RPG games but otha ones i guss u dont have a life ether huh!

No examples for u to read

by Jon April 21, 2004

fool's errand

A task which is widely known to be unwise, yet is carried out against a person's better judgement.

He went to her house to tell her he loved her, even though her husband was home. It was a fool's errand.

by Jon February 17, 2005

vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

Mansfield Town

Small,scaby and home to bitter sad t**ts.

Stag Mad

by Jon January 28, 2004

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004