Jon's definitions

free agent

The New 'adventure game' from LucasArts Starring Spaff.

Spaff is starring in 'Free Agent' from LucasArts

by jon January 27, 2004

vaginal pancake

semen saturated floppy twat

smells like your sister is making vaginal pancakes in the bathroom.

by jon September 10, 2003

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 2, 2005

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

by Jon March 18, 2003

bollocks

n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.

1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."

by Jon January 19, 2004

GOP

A group of idiots, bent on taking over the world.

1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers

Newscaster: "In other news today, the last remaining GOP party members and voters were exterminated today like the bugs and rates they are"

by Jon March 14, 2005