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beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps
your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear
by jon December 29, 2003
mugGet the beef curtainsmug.

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.
"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."
by jon April 8, 2004
mugGet the Johnny Damonmug.

sh!t

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.
Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks
by Jon November 30, 2003
mugGet the sh!tmug.

Privi'ed

"we were not privi'ed to that information"
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the Privi'edmug.

Gwenjamin

Someone who owns and rox0rs my box0rs
by jon May 16, 2004
mugGet the Gwenjaminmug.

Bones

A person of the female gender who resembles a skeletal structure. These persons typically endulge in the punk rock scene.
"Dude check out Bones and he new mohawk"
by Jon March 2, 2004
mugGet the Bonesmug.

klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!
by Jon October 10, 2004
mugGet the klinkersmug.

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