vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 05, 2004

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

by Jon June 08, 2003

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 04, 2004

threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

by Jon February 22, 2005

nirmal

A purple female cat from the cartoon show Garfield.

"Hey Odie, have you seen Nirmal, she's such a bitch"

by Jon April 10, 2005

Zero Gravity

A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!

Zero Gravity is my favorite rock band of all time. I can play all of their songs.

by Jon June 30, 2005