Jon's definitions

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

by Jon November 28, 2003

sh!t

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.

Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks

by Jon November 30, 2003

whiteford

A great man

the creator of the world

by jon December 2, 2003

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The Computers Alphabet

This is used by people that have much to white skin and carple tunnel syntrom

by Jon December 2, 2003

Larapin

Also spelled larruping, this usually refers to food that tastes exceptionally good.

That fried chicked that grandma used to cook was down right larruping.

by Jon December 2, 2003

fingercuff

The act in which a girl, usually a slut, has one Cock in her mouth and another in her vag.

When we were fingercuffing that bitch Leor hit her from behind so hard my whole 3 inch cock was forced into her mouth and she hurled all over the place.

Watch Chasing Amy and you can see that chick get finger cuffed. Well they talk about it atleast.

by Jon December 7, 2003

Jaberwalk

Someone who tends to suicide in video games often killing everyone around them.

Bob has a rocket launcher and walks up to his enemies and fires killing everyone around him in a mass Jaberwalk

by Jon December 7, 2003