Jon's definitions

Pwned

anyone that says this word has NOOOOO life at all

i pwned that noob because i have no life and sit around all day playing video games!!

by Jon April 18, 2005

Makes Bank

A term for someone or somthing making lots of money in a short period of time.

Doug Said"iDNS makes bank"
This mean iDNS has made alot of money in a short period of time.

by Jon February 15, 2005

Joy

Oh great; ah man; rats; not again. Sarcastic expression of the joy NOT going to be felt after the implementation or description of the ensuing expression.

Oh joy, looks like we have more assignments to do before Thursday.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.

"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."

by jon April 8, 2004

sh!t

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.

Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks

by Jon November 30, 2003

Bones

A person of the female gender who resembles a skeletal structure. These persons typically endulge in the punk rock scene.

"Dude check out Bones and he new mohawk"

by Jon March 2, 2004

Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment

*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111

by Jon December 27, 2004