Jon's definitions
by Jon November 30, 2003

A placeholder word, used to facilitate conversation, usually only understood contextually by the participants of the conversation, and not by outsiders.
by Jon June 10, 2004

n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.
1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
by Jon January 19, 2004

A group of idiots, bent on taking over the world.
1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers
1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers
Newscaster: "In other news today, the last remaining GOP party members and voters were exterminated today like the bugs and rates they are"
by Jon March 14, 2005

by Jon December 8, 2004

by jon September 2, 2008
