Jon's definitions

twerp

A younger kid that is an annoying pest.

That twerp just stole my sandwich!

by Jon November 10, 2004

nirmal

A purple female cat from the cartoon show Garfield.

"Hey Odie, have you seen Nirmal, she's such a bitch"

by Jon April 10, 2005

electric boner

A boner so large it leaves you in shock.

OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.

by Jon November 20, 2003

cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

by jon June 19, 2005

Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

by Jon December 22, 2004

spelling

The correct arrangement of letters, to form words.

Sister: hey hey hey, wots dat?
Me: Type properly.
Sister: yer, w/e

by Jon June 12, 2004

wanjer

A word used by irate brits. Usually at people with poor webcam habits.

Hey, want to see my webcam?

You wanjer! Turn it off!

by Jon February 2, 2005