Boozer

a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.

i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.

by jimbob September 11, 2003

tl:dr

Forum lingo for "Too long: didn't read."

Post: "Blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah."

Reply: "tl:dr"

by Jimbob October 12, 2004

Milano

Home of the best salami in the world.

I want reconstituted pig, better get Milano salamo

by Jimbob March 18, 2005

bad times

when shit goes wrong.

it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.

by jimbob November 15, 2002

Booze

what you drink when you are sad, a loser, bored, drunk, upset, mad at the world, or just feel like making the world go round.

I drink booze because it makes the world go round.

by jimbob September 11, 2003

bidet

a hose to wash ur ass after you take a shet. extremely soothing

i started to use my bidet after ever shit and i never felt any cleaner!

by jimbob February 16, 2003

dope ass

having a good looking ass.

1. kelly's got one dope ass

2. emanuel's donkey is one dope ass

by jimbob February 15, 2003