a big hairy hole we all pass on the way to the light. also known as : bearded axe wound, flangita, pussy, cunt, ewoks nest
by jimbob April 17, 2004

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")
spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.
he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.
monkey (english for "monkey")
spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.
he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.
by jimbob April 23, 2004

A game with rapidly increasing popularity in towns and cities all over Britain. The idea is to amass a gang of your own peers and take out as many chavs (see chav) as possible. The connoisseurs of this sport are pushing to make this sort of pursuit legal, and have achieved some success at local election level in many Northern English towns (see blackpool,bradford,burnley,york etc) and are vowing to make it a parliamentary and general election issue very soon. As soon as this sport is legalised we can kill the chavs, and save the world!
(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)
(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)
by Jimbob May 05, 2005

One who can do balloon- modelling with the inside of one's throat. A massive asset at childrens parties and in the bedroom. Usually Kingstanding females possess this talent, but it has been known for more men to be born with this amazing gene.
by JimBob January 29, 2004

by jimbob November 23, 2002
