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Guy1: So I was out last night with this girl, when I realiz...,
Guy2: Shut up!
Guy1: Why do you always Simon Cowell me!
Guy2: Shut up!
Guy1: Why do you always Simon Cowell me!
by Icy Wyte December 9, 2016
Get the Simon Cowellmug. Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?
by Icy Wyte June 26, 2018
Get the Peter Griffinmug. A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
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Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
by Icy Wyte July 7, 2022
Get the Joeymug. This use to mean something that is very easy to recall, or something that once learned is quite hard to forget, but as of recent times this is no longer accurate. From now on, in honor of Sleepy Joe Biden, it will be used to refer to a complete fail or an embarrassing mistake, or when somebody forgets something very basic that they should know or something they knew how to do for a long time.
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Joe Biden's presidency is just like riding a bike.
2.
I can't believe you forgot the words to that song that you knew by heart all of your life, that was just like riding a bike! Come on man!
Joe Biden's presidency is just like riding a bike.
2.
I can't believe you forgot the words to that song that you knew by heart all of your life, that was just like riding a bike! Come on man!
by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022
Get the Like riding a bikemug. Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!
Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!
Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.
Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
Get the The record playermug. by Icy Wyte December 10, 2016
Get the Rihannamug. An insult used by dumb people (mostly on the internet of course?) (because they are too pussy to say it in person!) to try to disrespect and discredit lyrical rappers who actually put skill and effort into their rhymes and don't just get high and say whatever comes to their minds (lil wayne.) The reason they do this is because they are just mad that their favorite shitty rappers can't rap like that and that said "lyrical miracle" rappers put shitty rappers like lil gayne to shame and make them look like nothing compared to them.
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Luke: Who is your favorite rapper?
Bill: At the moment, K-Rino. He's one of the goats imo.
Luke: Ewww snooze, that's lyrical miracle nonsense...just using big words not saying anything.
Bill: You're just mad that lil wayne is a fucking talentless retard and can't rap like that and that K-Rino is a lot more skilled and is on a level that lil wayne will never be able to reach.
Luke: Just, I, you, just fuck you! Shut up ya cac!
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Idiot: Fuck Hopsin Canibus K-Rino Chino XL Eminem Logic Diabolic n all dat lyrical miracle rap trash, all it is is saying big words n trynna sound smart when they rilly arnt saying anything. Lil Wayne is better then all them white people rappers! Lil Wayne raps about real topics like smoking weed, drinking lean, and eating pussy and is fucking good at it!
Smart person: Lol lil wayne is shit. And I'd like to hear you rap as good as the rappers you say are trash? I bet you couldn't do it so just shut your retarded ass mouth until you can make a rap half as good.
Idiot: You...you're a...I...fuck you, fucking fuck you, fuck you you fucking cac!
Luke: Who is your favorite rapper?
Bill: At the moment, K-Rino. He's one of the goats imo.
Luke: Ewww snooze, that's lyrical miracle nonsense...just using big words not saying anything.
Bill: You're just mad that lil wayne is a fucking talentless retard and can't rap like that and that K-Rino is a lot more skilled and is on a level that lil wayne will never be able to reach.
Luke: Just, I, you, just fuck you! Shut up ya cac!
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Idiot: Fuck Hopsin Canibus K-Rino Chino XL Eminem Logic Diabolic n all dat lyrical miracle rap trash, all it is is saying big words n trynna sound smart when they rilly arnt saying anything. Lil Wayne is better then all them white people rappers! Lil Wayne raps about real topics like smoking weed, drinking lean, and eating pussy and is fucking good at it!
Smart person: Lol lil wayne is shit. And I'd like to hear you rap as good as the rappers you say are trash? I bet you couldn't do it so just shut your retarded ass mouth until you can make a rap half as good.
Idiot: You...you're a...I...fuck you, fucking fuck you, fuck you you fucking cac!
by Icy Wyte July 3, 2022
Get the Lyrical miraclemug.