crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 03, 2017
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FFFF

it's simply an abbreviation for "find 'em, feed 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em". It's a title of some obscure porn movie.
Greg was back home, recently discharged from his enlistment time in the United States Marine Corps. He showed us some relics he obtained from when he stationed in Okinawa, Japan. One of those things was a video cassette that featured an X-rated story done in anime, with narration done in Italian. It was really quite sickening, even in the anime format. After that on the same tape came a live-action series of kinky sex acts (including cunnilingus and fudge packing) with a speed metal band playing their song "FFFF". It basically goes something like this:

I wanna find 'em, feed 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em
find 'em, feed 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em
I wanna find 'em, feed 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em
find 'em, feed 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em
FIND 'EM, FEED 'EM, FUCK 'EM, FORGET 'EM!

After that it was getting late so the party was over. I went out to the side of Greg's home. I nearly barfed.
Greg later sheepishly "admitted" that the video tape wasn't really that good.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 02, 2007
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muckety-mucks

an American used to denote pompous, rich, stuffy, vainglorious, snobby aristocracy types who think they rule the world. Even if that is so, there are millions of planets orbiting millions of stars in this galaxy and in millions of galaxies, so the muckety-mucks can put that in their pipes and smoke it.
when I was eating at an Olive Garden in downtown Toronto, I asked this righteous babe of a waitress where the reputed Eaton mall was and what kind of people shop there. I had to define "muckety-mucks" to her since that term isn't used in Canada. I explained "fatcat", and had to define that word for her, too. She explained to me where I needed to go and remarked about my American vocabulary. We talked some more, then I payed the bill and laid down the tip and I was on my way.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 09, 2008
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STARFUCKS

The reason that Starbucks coffee's new logo doesn't have the ring around the woman icon. The ring had the name 'STARBUCKS COFFEE' on it. Not anymore.
During the past few decades, starting with the 1999 'Battle of Seattle' and thru the 'Occupy' movement and anti-G8 demonstrations and riots, it's the Starbucks cafes that often get trashed and vandalized. Violent anarchists often have defaced Starbucks logo signs by painting an 'F' over the 'B' in the company's name. So 'STARBUCKS' signs got vandalized to read as 'STARFUCKS'.

If these people want to rebel against predator companies they should go after Walmarts instead. Walmart destroys nearby competion by driving them away, they're anti-union and chump change, and they have that stupid-fuck loyalty slave cheer. Fuck Walmart.

Starbucks at least has a union and they are a coffee shop, even if their cups of joe are steeper and yups love them. Walmart fucks everybody over. Then again, when things get strained, violent anarchists are gonna do what they gonna. Their motto is 'FUCK SHIT UP'.

Either way, Starbucks removed that 'name circle' from their logo because anarchist rioters kept fucking up their name into 'STARFUCKS'. Ha ha.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2021
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family values

a catchphrase used by politicians to promote their images.
First used by Dan Quayle in the 1992 election.
Tom: that candidate promotes family values!

Jerry: that means that he beats and cheats on his wife, molests his kids, operates a meth lab on the side, and is a dogfucker.

Tom: Oh.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 09, 2008
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jennifer aniston

an overrated actress who got her big break as Rachel Green in the NBC TV series Friends, which ran from 1994 to 2004. The series finale was incredibly stupid. She has also appeared on the silver screen, pretty much playing herself. Her movies ain't that good. She was married to housebreaker husband Brad Pitt, who ran off with Angelina Jolie, who also doesn't know what marriage is supposed to be all about - on top of that, his hair is now shorter and he looks like a plucked chicken. Jennifer Aniston's favorite phrase is "Oh my God". It's Oh-my-God this, Oh-my-God that. If it weren't for her sexy long hair or her nice legs, she wouldn't be considered a sex goddess at all.
Jennifer Aniston, along with the other 5 main members of "Friends", got $1,000,000 per 30-minute episode during the last season or two of the show. Imagine, a million bucks to be ditzy and say "OMG" several times. It's truly like the Dire Straits song says - it's really Money for Nothing.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2007
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Hypochristian

basically, it's someone who claims to be a Christian but doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus. They often go to church on the Sabbath wearing dresses and suits and ties, play a prominent role in the congregation, are married and have children. They tend to vote exclusively Republican (but not always) and try to bully the local community to pass laws favorable to their point of view, try to force their point of view on EVERYBODY around them, try to establish a Christian Iran in America, and brag about how moral they are and how loyal the family is to them. They tend to be white racists, prejudiced against all those who are not like them. Women hypochristians often are soccer moms. To sum it up, a hypochristian is usually a neo con, a "conservative Christian", although some are also of the liberal persuasion, too.
Brad has a wife who he beats up to a pulp every week, and a 15-year-old male lover on the side. He also has raped his daughter and her school friend, as well as "done it" with his dog, Dexter. He has stolen money from church, tries to force his views on the community, considers what he don't like to be "liberal" or "communist" or "godless". He brags about his Christianity but often tells racist jokes at work. He is a hypochristian to the max.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008
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