Evil-Ernie's definitions

bham

Shortened term to describe the English City of Birmingham

"Im going to bham the weekend"

by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003

moke

A special 'jeep' version of the British car the Mini. Open topped with a square body, used in the 60's TV series 'The Prisoner' . Kit build versions are also known as the 'Scamp'. Although they looked cool and like a 4x4 , on the body is differnt from the original Mini, so the chassis is only 2 wheel drive, 10" wheels and the same suspension height making it not very good at being off-road...

'My dads moke looks cool, but it cant go off road, heck! it struggles with small bumps in the road let alone cross country! lol'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

cac

Another spelling of cack or cak, meaning shit or something inferior..

'That new Good Charlotte song is cac!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

raft

To fart loudly...

'wow that was a big smelly raft!'
or
'who rafted in the lift?'

by Evil-Ernie May 19, 2003

flipdick

Insult, used to describe a stupid male. T

'You told your girlfriend EVERYTHING!!!?? You flipdick!!'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

Birmingham

Industrial city in the centre of England. My home town. Second city in England, biggest city next to London. Famous for having world class curry houses.

'Birmingham Rocks!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003