Evil-Ernie's definitions

Pooch

An ugly looking woman i.e. a dog

My that girl is a pooch!

by Evil-Ernie May 31, 2003

micks

Another word for the drug Ecstasy, short for 'Mick Mills'

Clubber : 'Hey are we dropping any Micks tonight?'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Dumb Truck

Somebody who does something extremly stupid..

'My god did you eat all of those raw scotch bonnet chillies?? You Dumb Truck!!!!'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

smished

To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..

'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'

by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

Birmingham

Industrial city in the centre of England. My home town. Second city in England, biggest city next to London. Famous for having world class curry houses.

'Birmingham Rocks!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

moke

A special 'jeep' version of the British car the Mini. Open topped with a square body, used in the 60's TV series 'The Prisoner' . Kit build versions are also known as the 'Scamp'. Although they looked cool and like a 4x4 , on the body is differnt from the original Mini, so the chassis is only 2 wheel drive, 10" wheels and the same suspension height making it not very good at being off-road...

'My dads moke looks cool, but it cant go off road, heck! it struggles with small bumps in the road let alone cross country! lol'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003