Evil-Ernie's definitions

beer compass

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

"I got home by using my beer compass last night"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Pugwash

cum that drains out of the anus after anal intercourse

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

Pooch

An ugly looking woman i.e. a dog

My that girl is a pooch!

by Evil-Ernie May 31, 2003

smished

To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..

'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'

by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

Sierra Hotel

Phonetic alphabet for shit hot
Means something thats excelent, cool. Its used when your not allowed to swear. Often used in military.

'Wow Dad! your new jacket is Sierra Hotel!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Beans

Slang for the clubbers drug Ecstacy because when your mashed you look at some in your hand and they look like beans...

clubber : 'I was full of beans last night at the party'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

temporary latrine

Means to shit your pants i.e. use your underwear as a temporary latrine...

'Her driving was so scary, i used my trousers as a temporary latrine!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003