Evil-Ernie's definitions

raft

To fart loudly...

'wow that was a big smelly raft!'
or
'who rafted in the lift?'

by Evil-Ernie May 19, 2003

temporary latrine

Means to shit your pants i.e. use your underwear as a temporary latrine...

'Her driving was so scary, i used my trousers as a temporary latrine!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

bham

Shortened term to describe the English City of Birmingham

"Im going to bham the weekend"

by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003

cac

Another spelling of cack or cak, meaning shit or something inferior..

'That new Good Charlotte song is cac!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

X

Short for Extreme

Skater :'Whoa! that kickflip across the roof was x!'

by Evil-Ernie January 5, 2007

Swindon

Swindon, a dump in the middle of Wiltshire, England. A big town with a small village attitude.. Native population are mainly made up of knuckle draggers and bumpkins.
Apparently the name comes from the original old english for 'Swine Town' which says it all really....

'Lets go to Swindon!, wait!, no, its shite-hole...'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

pearl harbour

Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out here!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

by Evil-Ernie July 15, 2003