beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.

John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."

by Evil-Ernie June 02, 2003

Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

temporary latrine

Means to shit your pants i.e. use your underwear as a temporary latrine...

'Her driving was so scary, i used my trousers as a temporary latrine!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

hot bod

Means somebody with a hot body, either male or female.
A good looking body on somebody ,but not nessiarly a nice face...

'My shes got a hot bod in that bikini, but her face isnt upto much....'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

cac

Another spelling of cack or cak, meaning shit or something inferior..

'That new Good Charlotte song is cac!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Chopsocky

Drunken brawling usally in street, where as the participents are so pissed up that their wildy swinging punches miss about 99% of the time. Very amusing to watch...

'Hey look at those 2 old dude chopsocky! '

by Evil-Ernie June 06, 2003