Definitions by Evil-Ernie

cac 

Another spelling of cack or cak, meaning shit or something inferior..

'That new Good Charlotte song is cac!'

cac by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

soft-on 

From having a hard-on to being turned off by something sexually and having it go floppy..

'I was ready to go, then i saw her hairy minge and i got a soft on...'

soft-on by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Birmingham 

Industrial city in the centre of England. My home town. Second city in England, biggest city next to London. Famous for having world class curry houses.

'Birmingham Rocks!'

Birmingham by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

caps 

Caps lock on a computer keyboard. Represents SHOUTING in chat rooms,IRC chats and forums...

'Turn your caps off! It looks like your shouting!'

caps by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Swindon 

Swindon, a dump in the middle of Wiltshire, England. A big town with a small village attitude.. Native population are mainly made up of knuckle draggers and bumpkins.
Apparently the name comes from the original old english for 'Swine Town' which says it all really....

'Lets go to Swindon!, wait!, no, its shite-hole...'

Swindon by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

hot bod 

Means somebody with a hot body, either male or female.
A good looking body on somebody ,but not nessiarly a nice face...

'My shes got a hot bod in that bikini, but her face isnt upto much....'

hot bod by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

temporary latrine 

Means to shit your pants i.e. use your underwear as a temporary latrine...

'Her driving was so scary, i used my trousers as a temporary latrine!'

temporary latrine by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003