Evil-Ernie's definitions

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Pugwash

cum that drains out of the anus after anal intercourse

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

beer compass

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

"I got home by using my beer compass last night"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

hot bod

Means somebody with a hot body, either male or female.
A good looking body on somebody ,but not nessiarly a nice face...

'My shes got a hot bod in that bikini, but her face isnt upto much....'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

soft-on

From having a hard-on to being turned off by something sexually and having it go floppy..

'I was ready to go, then i saw her hairy minge and i got a soft on...'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Sierra Hotel

Phonetic alphabet for shit hot
Means something thats excelent, cool. Its used when your not allowed to swear. Often used in military.

'Wow Dad! your new jacket is Sierra Hotel!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Beans

Slang for the clubbers drug Ecstacy because when your mashed you look at some in your hand and they look like beans...

clubber : 'I was full of beans last night at the party'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003