Evil-Ernie's definitions

Swindon

Swindon, a dump in the middle of Wiltshire, England. A big town with a small village attitude.. Native population are mainly made up of knuckle draggers and bumpkins.
Apparently the name comes from the original old english for 'Swine Town' which says it all really....

'Lets go to Swindon!, wait!, no, its shite-hole...'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

pearl harbour

Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out here!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

by Evil-Ernie July 15, 2003

Chopsocky

Drunken brawling usally in street, where as the participents are so pissed up that their wildy swinging punches miss about 99% of the time. Very amusing to watch...

'Hey look at those 2 old dude chopsocky! '

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

micks

Another word for the drug Ecstasy, short for 'Mick Mills'

Clubber : 'Hey are we dropping any Micks tonight?'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Dumb Truck

Somebody who does something extremly stupid..

'My god did you eat all of those raw scotch bonnet chillies?? You Dumb Truck!!!!'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

hot bod

Means somebody with a hot body, either male or female.
A good looking body on somebody ,but not nessiarly a nice face...

'My shes got a hot bod in that bikini, but her face isnt upto much....'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003