Beans

Slang for the clubbers drug Ecstacy because when your mashed you look at some in your hand and they look like beans...

clubber : 'I was full of beans last night at the party'

by Evil-Ernie June 06, 2003

Dumb Truck

Somebody who does something extremly stupid..

'My god did you eat all of those raw scotch bonnet chillies?? You Dumb Truck!!!!'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

soft-on

From having a hard-on to being turned off by something sexually and having it go floppy..

'I was ready to go, then i saw her hairy minge and i got a soft on...'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

moke

A special 'jeep' version of the British car the Mini. Open topped with a square body, used in the 60's TV series 'The Prisoner' . Kit build versions are also known as the 'Scamp'. Although they looked cool and like a 4x4 , on the body is differnt from the original Mini, so the chassis is only 2 wheel drive, 10" wheels and the same suspension height making it not very good at being off-road...

'My dads moke looks cool, but it cant go off road, heck! it struggles with small bumps in the road let alone cross country! lol'

by Evil-Ernie June 06, 2003

netspeak

A way of quickly writing what you would normally say in an IRC or chat room

'I had to use Netspeak on the chat room because otherwise I wouldnt be able to keep up...'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

Pugwash

cum that drains out of the anus after anal intercourse

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003