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Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Verdigasm

The euphoric and sexually aroused mental state suffered by an otherwise useless attorney that has finally accomplished a court victory and favorable jury verdict for a client.
Michael was just another useless attorney until he finally won a million dollar jury verdict for his client. Michael walked around for two weeks thereafter with a severe case of Verdigasm.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
mugGet the Verdigasmmug.

Cheez Sack

A ripe, smelly, sweaty, unkept male scrotum. Cultivated after days or weeks of not bathing.
Man I got cheez sack. Smell my fingers. I just scratched muh ballllzzzzz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
mugGet the Cheez Sackmug.

Jizz Skin

I drilled Rachel last night and after I busted nut, I slapped her with my jizz skin.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
mugGet the Jizz Skinmug.

Rusty Bell

Performed in conjunction with a Rusty Sherman which is to put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. To perform the Rusty Bell, one then extracts their fecal covered bellend after a Rusty Sherman and rapidly swings their cock back and forth between their legs, like a bell, singing "Ding Dong" repeatedly.
Frank truly impressed the party goers at his housewarming party with a great spread of food and spirits. But nothing that evening surpassed the awe and excitement of the guests when Frank performed a Rusty Bell right after delighting everyone to a traditional Rusty Sherman.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
mugGet the Rusty Bellmug.

Chemical Peel

Explosive, stinging, acid-like, burning, liquid shit that leaves the bung hole painfully raw.
I just dropped a chemical peel. I need a medicated wipe bad. Raw hamburger down there.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017
mugGet the Chemical Peelmug.

Bob Neck

A sore neck from vigorously bobbing the knob aka sucking dick too much.
Rachel had the bob neck so bad from the weekend I had to pay for her to get a massage.

I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
mugGet the Bob Neckmug.

Lip Bath

When she sucks your dick to clean it free of sexual juices and remnants after having sex.
I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full for not and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.

You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
mugGet the Lip Bathmug.

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