Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Truffle Honey

That sweet tasting booty juice one enjoys on the palate when eating out someone’s ass.

Rachel’s truffle honey is the sweetest. Imma eat that ass as soon as I get home.

Her truffle honey is at its peak of sweetness right after her workouts.

She squatted over my face and I engorged in her truffle honey like Pooh Bear.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Rope Slinger

A male that slings long strands of semen when ejaculating.

Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2015

Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

Clear the Jungle

Groom the pubes. Shave the pubic region of thick hair.

Rachel needs to clear the jungle. She let it go way too long.

I couldn’t find her clit on that wooly mess. I told her to go clear the jungle and come back to bed.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Extraction Gummy

When you are getting a sloppy, gum job from a relatively toothless prostitute with meth mouth and the vigorous action pops loose one her her last remaining molars.

I was getting a hot gummy in the alley behind the office from that filthy meth whore but ended up an extraction gummy. I started skull fucking her and the next thing I know a tooth was on the ground.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.

Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

Jeb Job

When your partner only sucks the head of your cock aka jeb end and does not touch or incorporate any portion of the penile shaft.

I paid that whore $5 dollars for a blow and just got a jeb job.

My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.

Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017