Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Hit The Trench
The act of engaging in anal sex. To Hit The Trench applies to male on male, male on female and female on male (with strap on) anal play.
Louis: Hey Brian. How as your weekend get away with Sandy last weekend?
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!
Hit The Trench by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014
Housewife's Napkin
A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.
Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.
Housewife's Napkin by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
House Slipper
A House Slipper refers to a residential contractor, hired hand, maid, domestic services provider or the actual owner or renter of a residential home that willingly avails themselves to sex and sexual favors. The more commonly known contractor House Slippers are maids, the nanny, the pool boy or the cable television installer.
The term House Slipper only applies to a residential setting and is derived from the traditional definition of a Slipper which is a person who is always open to sex, without fail, because they normally slip between partners and will get it on with many people.
In instances when the House Slipper is a contractor, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the owner or renter in return for the owner or renter providing them with additional cash, discretionary tips, special gifts or other considerations.
In instances when the owner or renter is the House Slipper, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the contractor in order to induce the contractor to provide the owner with free or reduced costs for the services, extra services at no charge or other free considerations.
The term House Slipper only applies to a residential setting and is derived from the traditional definition of a Slipper which is a person who is always open to sex, without fail, because they normally slip between partners and will get it on with many people.
In instances when the House Slipper is a contractor, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the owner or renter in return for the owner or renter providing them with additional cash, discretionary tips, special gifts or other considerations.
In instances when the owner or renter is the House Slipper, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the contractor in order to induce the contractor to provide the owner with free or reduced costs for the services, extra services at no charge or other free considerations.
Frank: So Gary, how is the new maid service that you hired? Do they do a good job? I am thinking about hiring a cleaning service. I need the help.
Gary: I highly recommend them Broooo! They clean more than just the floors and sinks.
Frank: How so?
Gary: Let's just say that one of the two maids is a nice House Slipper! She Services me and the upstairs while the other maid works downstairs. For an extra $20 tip, my pole shines just like the bathroom mirrors.
Frank: Sweeeet! Give me the number. I am hiring them today!
Gary: I highly recommend them Broooo! They clean more than just the floors and sinks.
Frank: How so?
Gary: Let's just say that one of the two maids is a nice House Slipper! She Services me and the upstairs while the other maid works downstairs. For an extra $20 tip, my pole shines just like the bathroom mirrors.
Frank: Sweeeet! Give me the number. I am hiring them today!
House Slipper by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
Satan's Rectum
Satan's Rectum refers the asshole or rectum of an individual who's rectal cavity is so dirty, wretchedly foul, unclean and repugnant, that it emanates vile and putrid odors permeating the air like a vicious sword cutting through the nasal membranes. Surrounding individuals encounter a stench aura and obscene, olfactory cling rivaling the world’s most stinky cheeses. Smells attributed to Satan’s Rectum include combinations of Limburger Cheese served in a squalid jock strap, a Roquefort served in a fecal filled diaper, an Epoisses served in a dry sauna with a bucket of rotten eggs, or a Camembert served on the floor of a portable toilet after a Rave. Satan’s Rectum compounds one's miry ass with habitual bung hole ecructation of shit vapors and shit fumes with the viscosity of rancid butter. The amalgam is mistaken for a demonic entity extruding bile and vomit in an biblical exorcism. Individuals encountering the insidious rank report dry mouth, watery eyes, overwhelming nausea, violent retching, dry heaves and violent emesis. Such demonic, iniquitous permeations have been likened to the smell of Jeffrey Dahmer’s freezer during an extended power outage, the eviscerated decomposing corpse of an 800 pound man, and the rotting, gangrenous flesh caused by bacterial infection combined with severe bromhidrosis (body odor). Satan's Rectum is very well known for its association with Heinous Anus Fragrance.
For weeks she retched and gagged. For weeks her eyes watered. Her vomiting gave fear to concerns of impending death. The smell of rotten eggs hastend the call to her Priest for cleansing. Her love of stinky cheese ended in gagging at the thought. Her own malevolent body odor made the entity sweet as morning dew. Her search for the source compounded by inability to rid her nostrils of the demon clinging inside her. Then, by devine intervention, her roommate bent down before her amd in all his glory he revealed himself. Satan's Rectum stood before her.
Satan's Rectum by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
To Stunt
To Stunt means to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity. Such sexual activity may be between a male and female or any other gender combination.
After years of unfulfilling sex with her boyfriend Rodney, Carla finally decided to dump his ass and went on a sexcapade. For the next several months, she hooked up with every able bodied male she could find To Stunt. She eventually settled down after finding Rodney's replacement and begain To Stunt just one person. This increase in regular sexual activity required Carla to maintain a supply of Stunt Linens which included Stunt Sheets and Stunt Towels.
To Stunt by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2014
Stunt Linens
Stunt Linens are accoutrements to the boudoir of any sexually active male/female couple. For couples with a female that has not reached menopause, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Sheets and Stunt Towels. For couples with a post-menopausal female, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Towels.
The term “Stunt” comes from To Stunt meaning to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity.
Stunt Sheets are sheets deployed during sex play undertaken while a woman is menstruating and is commonly known as Red Sex. Stunt Sheets are placed on the bed prior to engaging in Red Sex and serve to absorb the mixture of liquids exchanged and discharged during coitus. These fluids include semen, blood and vaginal juices. Stunt Sheets should not be confused with Period Sheets. Stunt Sheets are apply to any Red Carpet Treatment and keep the bed tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck.
The Stunt Towel is used during rounds of sex play when there is no Red Sex and Stunt Sheets are not required. The Stunt Towel protects the bedding from normal sexual fluid exchange. The Stunt Towel is laid out on the bed and coitus takes place on top of the towel keeping the bed dry of sexual juices and tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck. The Stunt Towel offers the convenience of conversion to a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma’s Tea Towel and can be utilized to provide a customary Butler’s Wipe.
The term “Stunt” comes from To Stunt meaning to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity.
Stunt Sheets are sheets deployed during sex play undertaken while a woman is menstruating and is commonly known as Red Sex. Stunt Sheets are placed on the bed prior to engaging in Red Sex and serve to absorb the mixture of liquids exchanged and discharged during coitus. These fluids include semen, blood and vaginal juices. Stunt Sheets should not be confused with Period Sheets. Stunt Sheets are apply to any Red Carpet Treatment and keep the bed tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck.
The Stunt Towel is used during rounds of sex play when there is no Red Sex and Stunt Sheets are not required. The Stunt Towel protects the bedding from normal sexual fluid exchange. The Stunt Towel is laid out on the bed and coitus takes place on top of the towel keeping the bed dry of sexual juices and tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck. The Stunt Towel offers the convenience of conversion to a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma’s Tea Towel and can be utilized to provide a customary Butler’s Wipe.
Stunt Linens - Stunt Sheets - Sandy was experiencing a very heavy flow during her period. However, she was not about to let this top her desire To Stunt. Therefore, prior to her husband Carl getting home from work, she put on the Stunt Sheets. Carl later gave her the Red Carpet Treatment.
Stunt Linens - Stunt Towel - Sandy was exhausted from a long day of work, but was still ready for Carl to give her the Meat Drill when he got home. To ensure that she could go right to sleep after their post coitem enjoyment of the After Fuck, she laid out a Stunt Towel to keep the bed nice and dry.
Stunt Linens - Stunt Towel - Sandy was exhausted from a long day of work, but was still ready for Carl to give her the Meat Drill when he got home. To ensure that she could go right to sleep after their post coitem enjoyment of the After Fuck, she laid out a Stunt Towel to keep the bed nice and dry.
Stunt Linens by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2014
Strumpet's Dribble
The Strumpet’s Dribble is the inadvertent release and dribbling of semen out of the vagina of a Strumpet, a.k.a. Prostitute. The dribble is from the deposited jizz of one or more of the Prostitute's tricks or customers of that evening and is caused by poor and incomplete cleaning and full discharge of semen in between the Prostitute's sex acts. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually discovered by the Prostitute's next trick or customer just prior to their engaging in a sex act. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually just wiped away with the customer's hand or a Grisette Hanky. If available, it may also be wiped away with a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma's Tea Towel.
Frank: What's up Bro!! How as your weekend in Vegas?
Carl: Swank Braaaa!! Won at Craps and then called an Escort to celebrate.
Frank: Sweet! Was she hot Braaaa?
Carl: Yea she was hot, but I went down on her and ended up with a little Strumpet's Dribble. But that didn't stop me.
Frank: I'm going to throw up yo!
Carl: Swank Braaaa!! Won at Craps and then called an Escort to celebrate.
Frank: Sweet! Was she hot Braaaa?
Carl: Yea she was hot, but I went down on her and ended up with a little Strumpet's Dribble. But that didn't stop me.
Frank: I'm going to throw up yo!
Strumpet's Dribble by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014