An extremely inebriated ginger female that you easily bring home with you and peniley violate every orifice of her freckly, milky white body before serving her some eggs and calling her an Uber.
I had a little pickled ginger last night.
It takes about a 24 pack but after that Patty is pickled ginger and I’ll poke every hole.
It takes about a 24 pack but after that Patty is pickled ginger and I’ll poke every hole.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
A Filling Station is a slang term used to reference a willing male or female concubine or sex slave. Filling Stations are also known as a cum dump. Filling Stations may serve one master or may be shared among several. They may also be shared during group sex and orgies and service multiple participants.
Tonya was looking forward to the orgy she was attending on the weekend. She enjoyed playing a submissive role and being the sex group's Filling Station.
by Eaton Holgoode March 30, 2014
Water sports. When two partners, male or female, line up beside a third mate, and unleash their warm golden showers upon them in an arch like spray. Similar to that of a water salute given to a departing plane on a runway.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2016
I heard Darian is a trout fisher. Imma find out tonight.
Carl likes to do a little trout fishing with the twinks.
Carl likes to do a little trout fishing with the twinks.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018
Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.
Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Satan's Rectum refers the asshole or rectum of an individual who's rectal cavity is so dirty, wretchedly foul, unclean and repugnant, that it emanates vile and putrid odors permeating the air like a vicious sword cutting through the nasal membranes. Surrounding individuals encounter a stench aura and obscene, olfactory cling rivaling the world’s most stinky cheeses. Smells attributed to Satan’s Rectum include combinations of Limburger Cheese served in a squalid jock strap, a Roquefort served in a fecal filled diaper, an Epoisses served in a dry sauna with a bucket of rotten eggs, or a Camembert served on the floor of a portable toilet after a Rave. Satan’s Rectum compounds one's miry ass with habitual bung hole ecructation of shit vapors and shit fumes with the viscosity of rancid butter. The amalgam is mistaken for a demonic entity extruding bile and vomit in an biblical exorcism. Individuals encountering the insidious rank report dry mouth, watery eyes, overwhelming nausea, violent retching, dry heaves and violent emesis. Such demonic, iniquitous permeations have been likened to the smell of Jeffrey Dahmer’s freezer during an extended power outage, the eviscerated decomposing corpse of an 800 pound man, and the rotting, gangrenous flesh caused by bacterial infection combined with severe bromhidrosis (body odor). Satan's Rectum is very well known for its association with Heinous Anus Fragrance.
For weeks she retched and gagged. For weeks her eyes watered. Her vomiting gave fear to concerns of impending death. The smell of rotten eggs hastend the call to her Priest for cleansing. Her love of stinky cheese ended in gagging at the thought. Her own malevolent body odor made the entity sweet as morning dew. Her search for the source compounded by inability to rid her nostrils of the demon clinging inside her. Then, by devine intervention, her roommate bent down before her amd in all his glory he revealed himself. Satan's Rectum stood before her.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.
Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018