fantasy yapper sniper

A fantasy persona you adopt in your mind as a defensive response to a neighborhood dog who yaps continuously even while you attempt to sleep.
Yes officer, you have caught me red-handed, I am in fact the savior of our neighborhood, the fantasy yapper sniper!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 09, 2021
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fake it while you snake it

A phrase describing what is necessary when infiltrating an organization as you pretend you are qualified to work there.
I slipped into the role of a White House Advisor knowing sure as shit I needed to employ “fake it while you snake it” to get some insider intel about the Orange One!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 06, 2020
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fake government

A pretend system of government strung together by convincing poseurs elected into office by disenfranchised citizens.
This fake government has been steadily crumbling from the inside out ever since its inception.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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ICU Bitches

A cadre of ICU nurses who make it their life’s work to humiliate and ignore visitorsrequests in order to reduce their workload.
Those ICU Bitches are consistently as dramatically passive aggressive as you can possibly imagine.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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time trauma

A term describing a distant trauma that causes a person to have significant problems managing time.
I have no recollection whatsoever of the specific time trauma that occurred but I do know it has repeatedly caused me to go down time rabbit holes that prevent me from getting anywhere on time!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2020
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Jane Doed

Slang for winding up with amnesia, taken from the episodic television show, “Blind Spot,” in which the main character, Remi Briggs (Alice Krueger) has her memory erased via chemical means.
Unfortunately the accident has left me unequivocally Jane Doed.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2022
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suck socks

A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.
Hey man, why don’t you just suck socks?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019
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