2 definitions by Coke Can

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The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.
Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.

Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.

Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!

Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
by Coke Can November 19, 2011
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To be treated criminally unjust and unfair, without having the ability to defend yourself or have others help you.
I just got Sanduskyed at work. I was reprimanded for something I didn't do, and to make it worse, it was done in front of a group of people who knew the real perpetrator.
by Coke Can November 17, 2011
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