Definitions by Coke Can

Tainty Fainty 

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

Tainty Fainty by Coke Can June 5, 2018

Krispy Kramp 

When you consume more Krispy Kreme donuts than your stomach can hold and your ileum is lodged open due to the amount of material in the digestive tract resulting in a quick and full bowel evacuation of your colon.

Dude, I think Meredith had Krispy Kramps right before she shit her new sun dress.

Krispy Kramp by Coke Can June 5, 2018

Moneymuff 

A large unshaven piece of pubic hair that is capable of catching a falling 50 cent piece from a distance of 28 inches.

Man, I lost three 50 cent pieces my grandad gave to me. I’d better check my moneymuff because I always lose things in there.

Moneymuff by Coke Can June 4, 2018

Stanknail

What your toenail(s) smells like when you fall awkwardly without shoes or socks on and one or several of your toes go into your ass.

Dude, I got some serious stanknail cause I fell weirdly in gymnastics coming off the balance beam.

Stanknail by Coke Can June 4, 2018

Wigwam Skadoosh 

Evacuating your bowels into a Native American Tee Pee after eating a spoiled bowl of maize.

I hope they don’t find out I did a Wigwam Skadoosh into the Tee Pee after lunch. But I think the maize was bad!

Wigwam Skadoosh by Coke Can June 4, 2018

Sandusky Alignment

The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.

Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.

Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.

Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!

Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?

Sandusky Alignment by Coke Can November 19, 2011

Sanduskyed 

To be treated criminally unjust and unfair, without having the ability to defend yourself or have others help you.

I just got Sanduskyed at work. I was reprimanded for something I didn't do, and to make it worse, it was done in front of a group of people who knew the real perpetrator.

Sanduskyed by Coke Can November 17, 2011