Tool Bus

Any charter bus carrying a bunch of Canadians from southern Ontario to a Buffalo Bills game on a Sunday afternoon.

The Tool Bus will leave the parking lot of the Scarborough East Ramada Inn at 11:00 a.m. sharp, and return to the same place at approximately 8 p.m. Vomit cleanup will then commence.

by circushead August 04, 2006

gruesome twosome

A couple who are terrible together.

Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable.

by Circushead June 29, 2006

PK'd

Getting severely reprimanded for poor performance at work.

He was up for review, and was sure that a big raise 'n praise was in order. Instead, he got PK'd.

by circushead June 23, 2006

YouTard

Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.

I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.

by circushead December 21, 2006

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 08, 2007

glowjob

Oral sex from a radioactive person.

If I went to Chernobyl and got a <hummer>, no doubt it would probably turn out to be my first glowjob.

by Circushead June 27, 2006

cripsy crunch

A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.

Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.

by circushead September 27, 2006