45 definitions by Circushead

A robot made entirely of dung.
My turdbot can play the kazoo, and it's 100% biodegradable.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
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A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.
Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
by Circushead September 27, 2006
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Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.
by Circushead August 3, 2006
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A glowing performance review at work which includes a generous monetary raise.
His marriage went to pot, and he lost contact with all his friends, but at least Jeff's total dedication to a job he hated earned him a raise 'n praise.
by Circushead June 23, 2006
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To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.
When my exams are over, I'm going to party like Barty.
by Circushead August 4, 2006
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The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?
by Circushead July 14, 2006
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The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.
"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"
by Circushead March 13, 2008
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