Circushead's definitions

the gypping point

The precise moment at which you realize something is a total ripoff.

The gypping point, for me, arrived shortly after the opening credits.

by circushead July 25, 2006

waifress

An underweight waitress.

I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.

by Circushead July 14, 2006

weightress

An overweight waitress.

The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?

by Circushead July 14, 2006

bombing the Titanic

Performing an action which makes an already doomed situation even worse.

Nigel: So then I let her in on the fact that I have a collection of all the vintage Star Wars action figures, in their original packaging no less.

Charlie: Man, she already thought you were a loser, by telling her that you were just bombing the Titanic.

by Circushead July 11, 2006

turdbot

A robot made entirely of dung.

My turdbot can play the kazoo, and it's 100% biodegradable.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

butt cruise

Walking around looking for discarded cigarette and cigar ends that can still be lit and smoked.

I saw an ill-dressed man walking with his eyes cast down, occasionally stooping to examine and pick up a length of discarded cigarette, and I knew the man was on a butt cruise.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

pidgeon kicker

Someone who takes out his frustrations on an unrelated but easy to punish other.

Johann, in typical pidgeon kicker style, screamed at the homeless panhandler because his boss had earlier chewed him out for showing up to work drunk.

by Circushead July 10, 2006