waifress 

An underweight waitress.

I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.

waifress by Circushead July 14, 2006

space waitress 

Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.

space waitress by Spazmax March 29, 2010

two waitresses to go with nothing on them 

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

two waitresses to go with nothing on them by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

Waitress Friendly 

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

Waitress Friendly by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008

waitress sandwich 

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.

The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.

waitress sandwich by TedFan85 August 31, 2013

Wednesday Waitress 

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

Wednesday Waitress by Adamorals May 27, 2009

waitress

a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.

customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)

waitress by lovedbyhim September 7, 2007