I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.
by circushead July 25, 2006
The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.
Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.
by circushead January 15, 2007
Slang for a cigarette.
by circushead August 03, 2006
His marriage went to pot, and he lost contact with all his friends, but at least Jeff's total dedication to a job he hated earned him a raise 'n praise.
by circushead June 23, 2006
An overweight waitress.
by Circushead July 14, 2006
To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.
When my exams are over, I'm going to party like Barty.
by circushead August 04, 2006
The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.
"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"
by circushead March 13, 2008