Circushead's definitions

glowjob

Oral sex from a radioactive person.

If I went to Chernobyl and got a <hummer>, no doubt it would probably turn out to be my first glowjob.

by Circushead June 27, 2006

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007

dialapse

The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.

"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"

by circushead March 19, 2008

budweiler

What happens when you breed the world's greatest beer with the world's toughest dog.

Budweiler, if it existed, would be a marketing marriage made in hell.

by Circushead July 7, 2006

raise 'n praise

A glowing performance review at work which includes a generous monetary raise.

His marriage went to pot, and he lost contact with all his friends, but at least Jeff's total dedication to a job he hated earned him a raise 'n praise.

by circushead June 23, 2006

portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

FYI Guy

Some guy, usually at work, who's always providing information that you don't really want. Often, he prefaces it by saying, or writing, 'FYI'.

Ted: FYI, I'm just gonna go take a dump. But after I finish up in there, I'll be back.

Me: Thanks a lot, FYI Guy.

by Circushead June 28, 2006