cripsy crunch

A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.
Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
by circushead September 27, 2006
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homeophobe

Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.
I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.
by circushead July 25, 2006
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party like Barty

To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.
When my exams are over, I'm going to party like Barty.
by circushead August 04, 2006
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Patrickcide

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.
Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.
by circushead January 15, 2007
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gasper

Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.
by circushead August 03, 2006
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bogart

Something that purports to be art but is not.
(bogus + art =bogart)
That hack who sculpted Jesus out of chocolate at Easter time was looking for fame, but all he did was create yet another piece of bogart.
by circushead May 17, 2007
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shania twain

The world's most expensive table dancer.
Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.
by circushead December 14, 2006
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