Circushead's definitions

jilt guilt

The guilt you feel after leaving somebody at the altar.

It is unknown whether Julia Roberts experienced any jilt guilt after leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar, or the body shop, or wherever they were going to tie the knot.

by circushead August 18, 2006

waifress

An underweight waitress.

I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.

by Circushead July 14, 2006

Goremobile

Any public transit vehicle. The name is derived from American presidential election loser turned environment activist, the tubby genius Al Gore.

I was late today because I took the Goremobile and it broke down.

by circushead August 24, 2006