Definitions by Circushead

Goremobile

Any public transit vehicle. The name is derived from American presidential election loser turned environment activist, the tubby genius Al Gore.

I was late today because I took the Goremobile and it broke down.

Goremobile by circushead August 24, 2006

jilt guilt 

The guilt you feel after leaving somebody at the altar.

It is unknown whether Julia Roberts experienced any jilt guilt after leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar, or the body shop, or wherever they were going to tie the knot.

jilt guilt by circushead August 18, 2006

gasper 

Slang for a cigarette.

Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.

gasper by circushead August 4, 2006

adhole 

Someone who works in the advertising business.

Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?

adhole by circushead August 4, 2006

party like Barty 

To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.

When my exams are over, I'm going to party like Barty.

party like Barty by circushead August 4, 2006

Tool Bus

Any charter bus carrying a bunch of Canadians from southern Ontario to a Buffalo Bills game on a Sunday afternoon.

The Tool Bus will leave the parking lot of the Scarborough East Ramada Inn at 11:00 a.m. sharp, and return to the same place at approximately 8 p.m. Vomit cleanup will then commence.

Tool Bus by circushead August 4, 2006

homeophobe 

Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.

I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.

homeophobe by circushead July 25, 2006