YouTard

Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.
I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.
by circushead December 21, 2006
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geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.
Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.
by circushead March 08, 2007
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glowjob

If I went to Chernobyl and got a <hummer>, no doubt it would probably turn out to be my first glowjob.
by Circushead June 27, 2006
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pidgeon kicker

Someone who takes out his frustrations on an unrelated but easy to punish other.
Johann, in typical pidgeon kicker style, screamed at the homeless panhandler because his boss had earlier chewed him out for showing up to work drunk.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
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sole searching

The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.
After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.
by circushead January 23, 2007
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the gypping point

The precise moment at which you realize something is a total ripoff.
The gypping point, for me, arrived shortly after the opening credits.
by circushead July 25, 2006
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pimpstorical

An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.
I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.
by Circushead January 03, 2008
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