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Like Fatigue

The lack of impetus or drive to click 'like' or show online approval for something you agree with.
I'm really happy that the detox programme Claire's been reminding us every day about is going well for her. But it's Day 11 now and I think I'm suffering from like fatigue. I just can't bring myself to click like anymore.
by Benncm October 4, 2015
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Transmortal

Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.

- a transcendent mortal
You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.
by Benncm December 21, 2010
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TIS

Acronym for 'This is Shit" - usually to pass judgement on something which has been deemed inferior.
Baby Geniuses starring Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd

TIS
by Benncm July 4, 2011
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Twitpub

A pub that twits go to.
Do you fancy calling in at the Hedgehog and Centipede tonight for a quick one after work?

Are you shitting me??!! Do I really look like the kinda guy that would go to a twitpub???
by Benncm June 14, 2011
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TSHTS

Abbreviation for THIS SHIT HAS TO START.

The request for the immediate start of whatever it is which is being depicted, combined with an absolute sense of amazement at the sheer lunacy of the event itself.
by Benncm December 9, 2011
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SOI

Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Benncm July 3, 2011
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Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.
Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels
by Benncm February 21, 2011
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