Benncm's definitions

OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.

Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.

by Benncm May 16, 2010

Like Fatigue

The lack of impetus or drive to click 'like' or show online approval for something you agree with.

I'm really happy that the detox programme Claire's been reminding us every day about is going well for her. But it's Day 11 now and I think I'm suffering from like fatigue. I just can't bring myself to click like anymore.

by Benncm October 4, 2015

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017

Aughud

Shortened version of augmented heads-up display, pertaining to augmented reality through the use of technology i.e. smartphones, google glass etc

Can I use my aughud in this place?

Only google glass I think

by BenNCM September 8, 2012

Feedom

Freedom at a price

If you want to be free then you have to pay fee. That's feedom.

by Benncm December 24, 2011

Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.

Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels

by Benncm February 21, 2011

Geyzer

A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.

Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.

Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....

by Benncm February 28, 2011