Already Retro

The phenomenon of something instantly becoming retro once it has been released.

Those are some nice glasses. But they're already retro!

by Benncm June 04, 2011

Ego

That part of the brain that won't shut the f*** up!

Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.

by Benncm January 07, 2011

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 05, 2017

Brotherhood Wink

A knowing glance from a person you have been inadvertently thrown into a situation with - to signal that you they are on your side.

Man, I was so scared walking through Chapeltown in Leeds but then one of the gangsters gave me a brotherhood wink and I didn't feel threatened anymore. I could chill.

by Benncm April 05, 2011

One of them

Scouse way of saying "It's just one of those things that you have to accept in life"

"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"

"Fuck off yer knobhead!"

No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?

One of them innit!

by Benncm January 12, 2011

Transumeria

An idyllic paradise where everyday life consists of the constant achievement of peak experiences by its inhabitants, which are then collected and categorised by them. Thus the prime objective of being in Transumeria is to collect all possible known experiences in order to progress to LIFE 2.a.

That's right my friend, I bet they believe that if they die then they'll wake up in Transumeria!

by Benncm June 20, 2011

Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.

Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels

by Benncm February 01, 2011