A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.
Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....
by Benncm February 28, 2011
Get the Geyzermug. Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.
- a transcendent mortal
- a transcendent mortal
You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.
by Benncm December 21, 2010
Get the Transmortalmug. "Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"
"Fuck off yer knobhead!"
No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?
One of them innit!
"Fuck off yer knobhead!"
No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?
One of them innit!
by Benncm January 13, 2011
Get the One of themmug. The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky
A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"
After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"
Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"
Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
by Benncm July 10, 2011
Get the Doing a Hayemug. A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.
"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."
"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."
There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."
"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."
There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
by Benncm November 30, 2011
Get the Weapon of Crass Seductionmug. by Benncm November 19, 2011
Get the Already Retromug. 
Get the Probwithmug.