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The phenomenon of something instantly becoming retro once it has been released.
Those are some nice glasses. But they're already retro!
by Benncm November 19, 2011
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Probwith

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A shortened version of "Problem with"
I have a probwith your face
by Benncm October 21, 2011
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A student who become muscular to the point of looking completely stupid.

Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.
Jesus Christ! That kid's body does not suit his face at all. He has the face of a poindexter, but the body of Arnie.

Damn roidents!
by Benncm July 12, 2011
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Doing a Haye

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The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky

A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"

After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"

Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
by Benncm July 10, 2011
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Baby, I wish I could be with you tonight. Could you make me happy before I sleep and sext me?
by Benncm July 8, 2011
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TIS

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Acronym for 'This is Shit" - usually to pass judgement on something which has been deemed inferior.
Baby Geniuses starring Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd

TIS
by Benncm July 4, 2011
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SOI

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Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Benncm July 3, 2011
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