The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky
A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"
After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"
Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"
Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
by Benncm July 10, 2011
A knowing glance from a person you have been inadvertently thrown into a situation with - to signal that you they are on your side.
Man, I was so scared walking through Chapeltown in Leeds but then one of the gangsters gave me a brotherhood wink and I didn't feel threatened anymore. I could chill.
by Benncm April 05, 2011
"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"
"Fuck off yer knobhead!"
No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?
One of them innit!
"Fuck off yer knobhead!"
No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?
One of them innit!
by Benncm January 12, 2011
An idyllic paradise where everyday life consists of the constant achievement of peak experiences by its inhabitants, which are then collected and categorised by them. Thus the prime objective of being in Transumeria is to collect all possible known experiences in order to progress to LIFE 2.a.
by Benncm June 20, 2011
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by Benncm July 08, 2011
A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.
Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....
by Benncm February 11, 2011