Transumeria

An idyllic paradise where everyday life consists of the constant achievement of peak experiences by its inhabitants, which are then collected and categorised by them. Thus the prime objective of being in Transumeria is to collect all possible known experiences in order to progress to LIFE 2.a.
That's right my friend, I bet they believe that if they die then they'll wake up in Transumeria!
by Benncm June 20, 2011
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Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.
I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
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Honest Advertising

Advertising which is overtly transparent about the way in which it works.

In the past the phrase would have implied the relaying of accurate facts, figures and statements about a product as a way of convincing the customer to make a purchase; today the term has come to mean the honesty of the company about the mechanisms which it employs in order to persuade people to buy a particular product.

e.g. Morgan Spurlock's corporate expose, "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold".
Jesus! This new McDonalds ad is saying that the only reason why I eat Big Macs is because my body is physically addicted to the artificial flavour enhancers they use! As much as I think the food sucks, that is honest advertising!
by Benncm June 21, 2011
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Twitpub

A pub that twits go to.
Do you fancy calling in at the Hedgehog and Centipede tonight for a quick one after work?

Are you shitting me??!! Do I really look like the kinda guy that would go to a twitpub???
by Benncm June 14, 2011
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TIS

Acronym for 'This is Shit" - usually to pass judgement on something which has been deemed inferior.
Baby Geniuses starring Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd

TIS
by Benncm July 04, 2011
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SOI

Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Benncm July 03, 2011
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Aughud

Shortened version of augmented heads-up display, pertaining to augmented reality through the use of technology i.e. smartphones, google glass etc
Can I use my aughud in this place?

Only google glass I think
by BenNCM September 08, 2012
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