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I'm really happy that the detox programme Claire's been reminding us every day about is going well for her. But it's Day 11 now and I think I'm suffering from like fatigue. I just can't bring myself to click like anymore.
by Benncm October 4, 2015
Get the Like Fatiguemug. Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.
by Benncm January 7, 2011
Get the Egomug. When George finally got to the safe, he got to work on the lock. But I looked at his face after 3 minutes of fingering the combination and could tell he didn't have the recipe.
by Benncm May 15, 2011
Get the recipemug. Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.
- a transcendent mortal
- a transcendent mortal
You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.
by Benncm December 21, 2010
Get the Transmortalmug. 
Get the Probwithmug. The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky
A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"
After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"
Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"
Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
by Benncm July 10, 2011
Get the Doing a Hayemug. Abbreviateion for THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP.
The request for the immediate cessation of whatever it is which is occurring, combined with a absolute sense of disbelief at the sheer idiocy of the event itself.
The request for the immediate cessation of whatever it is which is occurring, combined with a absolute sense of disbelief at the sheer idiocy of the event itself.
by Benncm December 8, 2011
Get the TSHTSmug.