Anonymous 's definitions

Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration

Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

King Kahuna

A man (Take notes people, MAN, say it with me, MAN) who generously donated a server to a boy names voogru. After voogru ran his server for a week or two (The game TFC), he decided to switch it to NS, a fair mod for half-life, definetly not the best. After a few arguments, he decided to stop hosting his servers, and, after a few immature pranks, he took a mod for half-life, made by voogru, without permission.

He was flamed by many people (www.voogru.com), and everyone acted VERY immature, while saying stuff like "omg king si a dick look at his ghey ass im going to mess up his computr). Ironic, eh?

Player: Let's just leave king alone to run his servers in peace, ok? Stop acting immature.

ihatekingOLOLOL!: Hoew ab out NO!!!11 OLOLOL!!!1

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Bluejack

To send an unsolicited message or 'Contact' file from your own mobile telephone to another mobile telephone, via the 'Bluetooth' short-range radio service.

I am going to bluejack everyone within a 10m radius!

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

umad

a man who bothers mothers

that umad won't leave my mama alone, the cunt

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Black Shirt

A man feared for his ability to run you over, strip the ball and return it for a touchdown.

The Black Shirts are the best defense in college football

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

shotta

a thug. comes from the t-dot

that boy's a shotta

by Anonymous November 22, 2002

officejet

An all in machine that is designed to fax, scan, make copies, and print documents. Most of these printers will not do any of the above functions once you bring it home.

My officejet just jammed and got all exploded everywhere

by Anonymous August 12, 2003