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The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003

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Acronym for, for fuck's sake.
by Anonymous September 10, 2002

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While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004

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the number one cause of divorce
by Anonymous October 24, 2003

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The art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.
I performed cunnilingus on her until my tounge couldn't move anymore, she appreciated it very much.
by Anonymous May 05, 2003

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sticky, hairy, stinky, and highly potent marijuana.
I took two hits of that dank and was nearly transcendent.
by Anonymous March 21, 2003

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