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An affliction that has spread amongst the Boy Cunt Crew. It is transmitted by sneezing on a stack of freezer burnt sausages and passing them out at barbecues. Symptoms include severe anti social behaviour, a deep concern with the affairs of other people, and a deep desire to spread the disease by inviting people to eat the sausages at a barbecue.
Listen to that. You can just hear that he has raids.
Raids by Kung Of The Duckheads August 27, 2019
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Rabies + AIDS = RAIDS
I'm not that clever, I hope I get RAIDS and die.
raids by ecaleohs April 8, 2008
1) Ah shit Randy gave me raids again.

2) I think that handle bar mustache has a little raids juice dripping from it.

3) I think I picked up a case of RAIDS at the pitchfork festival
Raids by Ron Paul jr. March 28, 2012
Used to refer to AIDS in a public environment where you do not desire to draw attention to yourself, or others.
Mikael: "Im sorry Lupe, but I cannot be with someone who has RAIDS."
Lupe: "What do you mean RAIDS, do you mean AIDS?"
Mikael: "Yes thats exactly what I mean."
Lupe: "I don't have 'RAIDS'"
Mikael: "You do after sleeping with me bitch, see ya later."
RAIDS by Limblessless August 24, 2006
Aids accept for rhinos
That guy has raids
Raids by omtoi_101 October 16, 2020
The act of purposely contracting the virus AIDS so that in the event of somebody raping you, your attacker will become infected. It is most often used when faced with impending death when one fears that somebody will commit necrophilia against them after they die.
"I can't believe that guy could abuse our friend's corpse."
"I know, was a good job he'd protected himself with RAIDS."
RAIDS by Malard42 June 22, 2009
Getting AIDS as a result of rape, often caused by rapists who purposefully infect their victims for the lol's.
Dat bitch got RAIDS!
RAIDS by MehtulUpUrAzz November 16, 2010