Andy's definitions
by Andy August 29, 2004
Get the Noicemug. Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.
- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.
by Andy June 23, 2004
Get the darth vader's helmetmug. A member of a (non-combining) Autobot team consisting of Grimlock, Sludge, Slag, Snarl and Swoop. These robots transformed respectively into a T-Rex, a brontosaurus/apatosaurus, a triceratops, a stegosaurus and a pterodactyl/pteranodon.
They were adapted as toys from the Diaclone range, and had the cockpits to show it. All five were released in the US and Japan, but Swoop was not available in the UK.
In the TV series, the Dinobots were portrayed as stupid, speaking in a dumbed-down dialect ("Me Grimlock, not like you"; "Me Slag want to hear story"; "Me Sludge not do what you say"). The story was that they were created on earth by Wheeljack, and were switched off after going berserk. They are exceptionally strong in the cartoon, able to easily dispose of regular Decepticons. They were regular features of stories such as "Desertion of the Dinobots", "Dinobot Island" and "Grimlock's New Brain".
In the comic, they were activated early, hence their being modelled on dinosaurs. Again, they appeared regularly, with one storyline devoted to an attempt to round up the Dinobots after they went berserk.
They were adapted as toys from the Diaclone range, and had the cockpits to show it. All five were released in the US and Japan, but Swoop was not available in the UK.
In the TV series, the Dinobots were portrayed as stupid, speaking in a dumbed-down dialect ("Me Grimlock, not like you"; "Me Slag want to hear story"; "Me Sludge not do what you say"). The story was that they were created on earth by Wheeljack, and were switched off after going berserk. They are exceptionally strong in the cartoon, able to easily dispose of regular Decepticons. They were regular features of stories such as "Desertion of the Dinobots", "Dinobot Island" and "Grimlock's New Brain".
In the comic, they were activated early, hence their being modelled on dinosaurs. Again, they appeared regularly, with one storyline devoted to an attempt to round up the Dinobots after they went berserk.
There is also an individual character in Beast Wars who goes by the name of Dinobot; he turns into a velociraptor.
by Andy July 22, 2004
Get the Dinobotmug. What is known by English teachers as an oxymoron, i.e. a word which is qualified by a second word, an adjective, which is completely redundant (adds nothing new to the meaning of the first word). Crap is by definition anal, unless it comes from the mouth-crapping aliens on the planet XAARFQTYSHAJK!LP.
Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
by Andy April 20, 2004
Get the anal crapmug. An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
Get the Dearing Reportmug. by Andy April 20, 2004
Get the gay pridemug. Common problem most PS2 owners experience sooner or later where the console stops reading disks of certain types or all CDs used in the unit and displays 'Disk Read Error'.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.
I just got this thing a month ago how can I be getting disk read errors?
this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?
this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?
by Andy April 4, 2005
Get the disk read errormug.