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Something you never, ever want to hear coming from the lips of a man who controls a nuclear arsenal large enough to destroy the entire world eight times over.
"Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nucular weapons production."
by Andy January 22, 2005
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The way George W. trys to say "nuclear".
"Mr. President, instead of trying to say 'nucular', why don't we just stick with 'weapons of mass destruction'."
by Anonymous May 23, 2003
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Comical mispronunciation of nuclear. Most commonly used by George W. Bush and Homer Simpson.
Nucular. It's pronounced, 'nucular'.
by 390809826 August 30, 2004
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An idiotic way to pronounce the word "nuclear". Whats worse is most of them know how the word is spelled yet still insist on saying "nucular"
Guy 1: The way the world is right now, we're probably headed toward nucular war"

Guy 2: (after karate chopping Guy 1 in the face) "What the hell is a "nucular war"? I am going to chop you in the face again you worthless troll!"
by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008
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A word first made famous by President Jimmy Carter. He was the first Nucular Engineer to become president.
My 8 year old daughter Amy's biggest worry is nucular proliferation.
by xrscott July 26, 2005
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George Bush's way of saying the word nuclear.
Oh no, not another nu-cu-lar missle attack!
by Fetus Bomber November 04, 2004
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A respelling of the word nuclear for those who don't particularly care if they get it right.
"Saddam had a nucular weapons program"
A rough paraphrase of President George W. Bush's scare us speeches.
by RogueSun October 11, 2004
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