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heavenlylay

oi oi, so tired at d mo, soz i eint written on dis fing 4 time, soz!!! yeh i bin gettin a lot better of l8ly, not 100% but i am gettin a lot betta, wot u bin up 2 of l8ly? apart from buggin me, lol onllllllllllly jokin, how iz my lil gyal chloe??? CHLOE U MISSIN ME! U BEST BE!!! lol, tell ur mum i said ello ello, anywayz chat 2 u on msn now, nite nite
by Alan October 20, 2003
mugGet the heavenlylaymug.

Jesus dandruff

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.
There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.
by Alan August 17, 2006
mugGet the Jesus dandruffmug.

grizzly bear

When a guy has a girl in the doggy style position and pulls out and cums on her back and then throws his pubic hair on her back before she can do anything about it.
Guy 1:Dude did you hear what John pulled on Sarah?
Guy 2: Nah man
Guy 1: He pulled the grizzly bear on that hoe last night
Guy 2: Oh no way! Thats fuckin bad ass!
by Alan May 17, 2006
mugGet the grizzly bearmug.

sano

Man with very big penis
by alan August 27, 2003
mugGet the sanomug.

louwtjie

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.
jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.
by alan June 14, 2004
mugGet the louwtjiemug.

Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit
god damn u smell like colon joe
by alan April 20, 2005
mugGet the Colon Joemug.

crotch crust

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.
I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.
by Alan October 1, 2004
mugGet the crotch crustmug.

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