Alan's definitions

puppy

slang term for penis

hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?

by alan January 22, 2004

Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.

Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik

by Alan March 12, 2005

Bozark

One Who Is Really Stupid and Irrational.

Wow Sally! You're Quite Bozark You Stupid Bitch!

by Alan January 11, 2004

Rimjob

When somebody sticks there legs over the back of there head and somebody licks there arsehole

by alan August 2, 2003

Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

by Alan May 9, 2004

fano

Talking very fast on the phone, and then insisting to speak to your girlfriend afterwards.

Who's on the phone?
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.

or:

Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...

by alan April 7, 2004

hawk

A nationalist, a war supporter.

The hawks in Wahsington were pushing for war before 9/11.

by Alan May 14, 2004