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A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.
Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !
by Alan March 20, 2005
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verb.- to be the apex or the pinnacle of something.
to put your claim or mark on territoy or items.

adv.- "stoaty"- to be the best at something
stoat- I got a couple of fine bitches to put my stoat on.

stoaty- I'm a stoaty G.
by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 05, 2006
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A useless embarrasment to the world. They can usually be identified as having large beards and most often seen around transport facilities e.g. bus depots, railways stations, bus depots etc.
The term veg can also be used to describe them.
"Oh that Andrew is a right stoat look at him!"

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v.tr. To copulate animalistically in a garden. Like bunny-fucking but with sharper claws.
And if everyone does why aren't we in the garden rutting like stoats at all times?
by Michael White April 22, 2004
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A stoat is an ugly animal that fucks its own young before they can leave the net. Similar to a tiprat. Use to describe your mates.
You filthy stoat!
Get away from me stoat!
Bad stoat!
by Davo G April 28, 2005
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