Definitions by Akit

porn jock 

A radio DJ who does "sex talk radio." Refer to Wankus and LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com; and Howard Stern.

Wankus of KSEXradio is a porn jock because he has porn stars on his net radio show.

porn jock by Akit February 29, 2004

scabby d 

The unfortunate occurance for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

"Oh my gosh! I did a scabby d in my pants!"

scabby d by Akit February 29, 2004

blower 

A person who gives a blow job.

My girlfriend is a great blower when it comes to blow jobs.

blower by Akit February 29, 2004

trailer park beer 

A certain type of beer that trailer trash people drink.

They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.

My trailer friends offered me some trailer park beer; I happily accepted the crappy drink.

trailer park beer by Akit February 29, 2004

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

christmas turkey carver by Akit February 29, 2004

akit 

A person who is an asian, a total virgin, single, never had a decent date, and a university student.

This person also makes a lot of excuses.

Many people assume that this person is gay, but that is not true.

Britney Spears could be called an Akit because she is single and still claims her virginity even if Justin and Britney did it in bed.

akit by Akit February 29, 2004

judge judy 

Stupid judge on television.

Outright mean, one person who needs a colon cleansing immediately.

Judge Judy's tv program is so horrible that I went to a shrink for help.

judge judy by Akit February 29, 2004