cousin daddy

A term used when a woman's partner/husband is her own cousin and they both had a child.

Lorraine's cousin is Steve and they are cousins. Since they have a child, the child calls Steve: cousin daddy.

by Akit February 29, 2004

porn jock

A radio DJ who does "sex talk radio." Refer to Wankus and LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com; and Howard Stern.

Wankus of KSEXradio is a porn jock because he has porn stars on his net radio show.

by Akit February 29, 2004

blower

A person who gives a blow job.

My girlfriend is a great blower when it comes to blow jobs.

by Akit February 29, 2004

glazed donut

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooning all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

I finish doing anal sex on my girlfriend and performing a money shot on her buns, making it a glazed donut.

by Akit February 29, 2004

judge judy

Stupid judge on television.

Outright mean, one person who needs a colon cleansing immediately.

Judge Judy's tv program is so horrible that I went to a shrink for help.

by Akit February 29, 2004

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

by Akit February 29, 2004

slim chinky

An asian person who is able to rap like Emimen.

Also: see akit

Akit is a slim chinky because he can rap and he's an asian person.

by Akit March 01, 2004