Definitions by Akit

scabby d 

The unfortunate occurance for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

"Oh my gosh! I did a scabby d in my pants!"

scabby d by Akit February 29, 2004

glazed donut 

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooning all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

I finish doing anal sex on my girlfriend and performing a money shot on her buns, making it a glazed donut.

glazed donut by Akit February 29, 2004

trailer park beer 

A certain type of beer that trailer trash people drink.

They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.

My trailer friends offered me some trailer park beer; I happily accepted the crappy drink.

trailer park beer by Akit February 29, 2004

blower 

A person who gives a blow job.

My girlfriend is a great blower when it comes to blow jobs.

blower by Akit February 29, 2004

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

christmas turkey carver by Akit February 29, 2004

judge judy 

Stupid judge on television.

Outright mean, one person who needs a colon cleansing immediately.

Judge Judy's tv program is so horrible that I went to a shrink for help.

judge judy by Akit February 29, 2004

principal skinner 

Stupid character for the television show "The Simpsons." He is the principal of Springfield Elementary and he runs the school like a hellhole.

He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.

Principal Skinner gave a pay cut to Willie due to budget cuts.

principal skinner by Akit February 29, 2004