Definitions by Akit
porn jock
A radio DJ who does "sex talk radio." Refer to Wankus and LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com; and Howard Stern.
scabby d
The unfortunate occurance for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.
akit
A person who is an asian, a total virgin, single, never had a decent date, and a university student.
This person also makes a lot of excuses.
Many people assume that this person is gay, but that is not true.
This person also makes a lot of excuses.
Many people assume that this person is gay, but that is not true.
Britney Spears could be called an Akit because she is single and still claims her virginity even if Justin and Britney did it in bed.
trailer park beer
A certain type of beer that trailer trash people drink.
They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.
They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.
trailer park beer by Akit February 29, 2004
christmas turkey carver
The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
christmas turkey carver by Akit February 29, 2004
principal skinner
Stupid character for the television show "The Simpsons." He is the principal of Springfield Elementary and he runs the school like a hellhole.
He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.
He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.
principal skinner by Akit February 29, 2004