Akit's definitions
Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.
They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."
They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.
They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!
Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.
What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."
They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.
They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!
Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.
What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"
Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
by Akit April 4, 2004
Get the homeowner's associationmug. by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the blowermug. The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooning all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.
I finish doing anal sex on my girlfriend and performing a money shot on her buns, making it a glazed donut.
by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the glazed donutmug. Stupid character for the television show "The Simpsons." He is the principal of Springfield Elementary and he runs the school like a hellhole.
He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.
He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.
by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the principal skinnermug. Lorraine's cousin is Steve and they are cousins. Since they have a child, the child calls Steve: cousin daddy.
by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the cousin daddymug. A radio DJ who does "sex talk radio." Refer to Wankus and LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com; and Howard Stern.
by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the porn jockmug. by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the judge judymug.