Akit's definitions

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

by Akit February 29, 2004

blower

A person who gives a blow job.

My girlfriend is a great blower when it comes to blow jobs.

by Akit February 29, 2004

principal skinner

Stupid character for the television show "The Simpsons." He is the principal of Springfield Elementary and he runs the school like a hellhole.

He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.

Principal Skinner gave a pay cut to Willie due to budget cuts.

by Akit February 29, 2004

reality tv

Low-brow television, unscripted material from actual people. People may be suffering or under stress.

Also: most reality TV shows characters contain at least a high majority of white people, one token black person, one token asian person, and one token hispanic person.

Big Brother, Survivor, Joe Millionaire, The Littlest Groom, are examples of reality TV.

by Akit February 29, 2004

judge judy

Stupid judge on television.

Outright mean, one person who needs a colon cleansing immediately.

Judge Judy's tv program is so horrible that I went to a shrink for help.

by Akit February 29, 2004

porn star

Any person who performs a sexual act on camera.

LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com is a porn star because she masturbated, gave and received oral, used a vibrator, and received a drill-do on live net radio. She still denies that she is a porn star.

by Akit March 1, 2004

slim chinky

An asian person who is able to rap like Emimen.

Also: see akit

Akit is a slim chinky because he can rap and he's an asian person.

by Akit March 1, 2004