Matt's definitions

pigravach

The essential word in any refined man's vocabulary.

Foreign and versatile, useful in any upper-middle, middle, upper, elite, lower-middle, lower and student slum situation.

No plural.

While taking a Ritz Cracker Appetizer off a crystal tray: Ah... Pigravach

While chasing after the punk who stole your mom's purse: PIGRAVACH!!!

While taking the kids to a soccer game:
We're almost there you pigravach!

by Matt November 6, 2004

Wooh

A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.

Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!

by Matt September 15, 2003

fetch

anything cool or awesome

"Man, that t-shirt is so fetch! Where can I get one?"

by Matt January 19, 2005

nipple-bitch

A girl who has huge boobs and a damn nice ass!

Hannah is a nipple-bitch

by Matt April 9, 2005

banner ads

Normally small, long animated pictures used on websites by advertisers to catch the attention of surfers to bring in traffic(hits, visits) to their website.

That banner ad was about gay male porn.

by matt July 9, 2003

bifkin

the place between ur balls and your asshole see grundel or gooch

my bifkin is sweaty

by matt May 14, 2003

dast

to be able to move exuberently fast in sex.

Last night you were so dast in bed.

by Matt September 27, 2004