hat

You wear it on your head....Dipshit.

Example 1. "Look, I'm wear my hat, on my head....Faggot."

Example 2. "FREE HAT, FREE HAT, FREE HAT"

by Matt November 03, 2004

courtesy tap

While a girl is going down on a guy, the polite act of tapping her on the head or shoulder before he comes in her mouth.

That asshole just came in my mouth, he wasn't even polite enough to give a courtesy tap!

by Matt January 11, 2004

wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

by Matt September 02, 2004

lof

laugh out faggot, because people are gay when they say lol

internet preson #1: look at urbandictionary.com its funny
internet preson #2: lol thats funny!
internet preson #1: shut up, LOF!

by MATT July 03, 2003

toolish

Crazy, trippy images or people or creatures. Usually dark and bizarre, like a Tool video.

"I must be tripping! Everything looks all... Toolish!"

by matt October 24, 2003

trendy

Someone who follows modern fashion, whatever the current trend of clothing is. They have little if any individuality in their clothing and attitude.

Hes just another trendy

by Matt April 09, 2003

pratting

the act of sexual intercourse

teds gonna be pratting harriet tonight

what she needs is a good pratting

by matt February 27, 2005