Definitions by Eric

Number 5 

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

Number 5 by Eric December 4, 2003

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

Number 7 by Eric December 4, 2003

Pig Monger 

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

Pig Monger by Eric December 4, 2003

keeps 

(usually "for keeps")

a condition in which the consequences are total or permanent

This time, let's play for keeps.

keeps by Eric December 2, 2003

devastated 

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

devastated by Eric December 2, 2003

ez 

Term used primarily in online arcade-style shooter games to describe an enemy whose skill leaves something to be desired.

OMG JIMBO U R SEW EZ!!!!! etc.

ez by eric December 1, 2003

Soup Man 

person in a bukakke video that supplies the jism for the girl. A professional ejaculator.

Dan picked up extra money in college by shooting his wad into a bowl as a soup man for a bukakke video.

Soup Man by eric November 28, 2003