Student watches PORN and gets NAKED
Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked. A Bangladeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked, and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As nobody seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on, but soon he tried to hug female flight attendants. When the crew members rejected him, he reportedly became aggressive and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, the cabin crew managed to subdue the man, and tie his hands with a piece of cloth for the rest of the flight. One of the passengers captured the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refuse to confirm details of the incident, the photo of a man with his bottom sticking out of his pants and hands tied up emerged online. The disruptive passenger was arrested on arrival.
by Number 7 December 7, 2020
When you are violently ill and uncontrollably vomit and have explosive diarrhea simultaneously. The victim is usually unprepared and in midstride for the bathroom when it occurs. Also known as burning the candle at both ends.
"Dude, I just caught my mom and dad going at it in the car! I almost number 7'ed right there!"

"Man, I was so sick, I took a number 7 and there wasn't any warning!"
"Dude, you don't choose when to number 7, number 7 chooses you."

"I don't wanna talk about it..."
by Tbonesteak4dinner August 16, 2011
man watches "porn", and gets 𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥.
Number 7, man watches "porn", and gets naked.
by penguinman87 December 8, 2020
To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.
I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.
by Eric December 4, 2003
The coolest character from Dead In the Water for PSX.
Ever since I started using Number 7 on DITW, I always beat RatchetBoo.
by Shawn B. May 2, 2003
Adding heroin to cocaine before cooking it in a spoon with baking soda so it binds together into one rock.
I got right fucked up smoking number 7's last night but now I'm dopesick today.
by Ken November 29, 2002
In the spirit of taking a "number one" or "number two," a number 7 is when you take a dump whilst crying hysterically.
Ralph: "I cried hysterically while I was taking a dump today"

Jim: "Wow, that's at least a number 7"
by Dr. Squirrel March 15, 2009