God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"
by god April 20, 2005
I am god, since there is no god i am filling the position, my hours are 5-7 monday to friday and saturday is 12-6 and sunday i take off like all you dumb humans do, so PRAISE YOUR MIGHT GOD
by GOD February 28, 2005
the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes
My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.
by god August 08, 2003
by GoD November 02, 2004
"Yo, dude, I gusnered all night last night."
"Man, I know! I read about it when I googled your name!"
"Man, I know! I read about it when I googled your name!"
by God October 31, 2004