GOD's definitions

Tor

Pile of hot naked ladies.

I wish I was in a tor right now.

by God April 18, 2005

haag

some chick with 4 toes and a big ballsack

look at the balls on that haag

by god November 9, 2006

D-Day

Someone who you do not want to mess with, or fight, but at the same time is a 'ladies man'. Compared closely to Shaft or James Bond.

"Man, that guy is this shit! He get the girls, and he's tough as hell! He's a damn DDay!

by God November 9, 2006

God

I am god, since there is no god i am filling the position, my hours are 5-7 monday to friday and saturday is 12-6 and sunday i take off like all you dumb humans do, so PRAISE YOUR MIGHT GOD

Yo i am god so shut the fuck up

by GOD February 27, 2005

elfonzo

see garbonzo

should i elfonzo you then garbonzo you?

by god February 18, 2003

SAT

the best assessment of ur abilities

Wow i can't believe u got less than a 1500 on the sat. Ur a fucking dumbass.

by God October 28, 2003

Fool Syndrome

Disorder that makes it impossible to say goodbye until a few seconds after the person has already left.

Jon: I'm leaving now, see you later!

Dave: Later!

*Jon leaves*

Jane: Later!

Dave: Man, girl, you must have that Fool Syndrome!

by God March 24, 2003