unsult

An insult disguised as a compliment, originating from The Simpons episode Father Knows Worst. The disguise can be very obvious or very subtle.
Example unsult: "Lenny, it takes a lot of courage to wear suspenders while you're not performing in the circus."
by OnipSemaj April 30, 2009
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office hands

some one who has soft hands for doing office work & little or no hard labor
he has office hands from his job. he has soft office hands.
by Just Put Italian May 02, 2010
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mattress worship

Refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
“Bottom doesn’t go to church; he prefers mattress worship.”
by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010
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sinlaws

The parents of your live-in boyfriend/girlfriend.
I am having my sinlaws over for dinner...I hope I make a good impression since I have been shacking up with their son for a few weeks now and they are not down with the fact we are living in sin.
by PunTiff September 26, 2008
mugGet the sinlawsmug.

cell membrane

The invisible force field that makes cell-phone conversations inaudible to everyone else.
"Sorry, you're breaking up . . . What? . . . I said, HOW'S THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION HEALING? . . . What? . . . No, of course no one can hear me -- I'm surrounded by the cell membrane."
by Leeuwenhoek April 18, 2010
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totes mcgoats

I totes mcgoats failed my math test today.
by au2016 April 23, 2009
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Urban farmer

A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops.
Carly won't shut up about her stupid farm and throwing sheep. What an urban farmer.
by Screw farmville February 11, 2010
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