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Cubicle Coma

When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.
As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.
by MDermy August 20, 2010
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Suction Seat

The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
by annieoakley August 20, 2010
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OMJ

As known to the Jonas Brothers fans, it would be stood for 'Oh My Jonas!'

but if you put OMJJ or OMNJ, it would be like Oh My Joe Jonas or Oh My Nick Jonas.
"OMJ is Nick dating Miley again??"
"OMJ I sure hope not!"
by k3ss!ah November 24, 2007
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Folicular Homicide

Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.
Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Folicular Homicide!
by WestSideSlant August 18, 2010
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post block syndrome

Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.
After logging into facebook and staring at the screen unable to post, I realized I was suffering from post block syndrome.
by geoneubie February 28, 2010
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Run and tell that

Meaning to go spread the word. To let it be known. To go tell everyone quickly.
After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saved his sister from an attack he left a public message for the perp letting him know that this wasn't the end of the story, and that he would be caught.

Antoine- "You don't have to come and confess. We looking for you. We gon' find you, so you can run and tell that! Homeboy!"
by the ppl's champ August 6, 2010
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Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010
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