Announcers

Thanks to what some of the announcers are saying about black quarterbacks, some of them are getting shots in their spine thinking they have to become black Superman. Instead of fucking with a guy's head, since he's not there to be anybody's superhero, why not take his talent for what it is, without trying to inflate everything to excess? Not everybody can do what a quarterback or wide receiver does, so it's special enough without the guy feeling like he has to put a cape on every time he walks on the field to keep people from hating him. Especially when not every quarterback would have to put a cape on for people not to hate them.

Announcers are watching the same game as everybody else, and not everybody watching agrees with their script.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Announcers

By comparing a guy to Superman, an Announcer is really saying he has to be at one hundred percent on ever single play, or people are going to hate the guy. That's not realistic for anybody, because in reality, no matter how close somebody tries to get, they're not going to be at one hundred percent even part of the time, since one hundred percent is perfect.

Announcers aren't doing a guy a favor by comparing him to Superman, and it sounds a little bit silly to most people over age 5.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

ive come to make an announcement

; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again

by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021

the morning announcements

Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.

My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.

by cbomwhitemystery May 8, 2018

Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.

by AMP.com March 18, 2022

Announcer

A sophomore class-councillor that tries to make jokes during the morning announcements but fails at it.

Hey look, that announcer’s made over 9000 bad ones!

by Lawlbags! November 3, 2009

announcer's curse

A state or condition in which an athlete fails to perform a skill that an announcer just praised him or her for. Also known as "announcer's jinx." Can an announcer jinx a player? Who knows? But phenomena like this suggest that consciousness may not in fact entirely reside in the skull cavity. When science develops more fully, we may one day have proof.

Let's say a basketball player is about to make a foul shot. The announcer reports, "She hasn't missed a free throw all night!" The player steps to the line and proceeds to miss the shot. Announcer: "This must have been a case of announcer's curse."

by Mary Churchill January 30, 2008