Hey, looks like its beer thirty, better grab me a cold one

Yo, did you see the way Anando pounded shot after shot of straight e’erclear at that party? That shit was cray cray.

Did you hear how cray cray Bryan got last night? Remember that chick from the bar? He took her home and gave her the Tony Danza treatment, no lie.

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I'm taking the Nerd Bird from Austin to San Jose.

Person 1: "Tell me how the staff meeting went."
Person 2: "Allow me to recrap..."

#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.

# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?

Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."