Textual Satisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.
"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."
by SoccerKid3310 May 09, 2010
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stock douche

The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.
Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.
by akarod August 27, 2009
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mom mom

A grandmother. Also known as the mother of your parents.
by NEphilly January 08, 2005
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"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."
by ThatsTooBad May 04, 2010
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fat finger

verb, the act of performing a typo. Often used when referring to password typos. See Fat Finger Disease
"I thought the server was down, but I just fat fingered my password."

"You didn't get my email? I must have fat fingered the address."
by Lord Andre March 31, 2005
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amirite

Hay guys, taht is so cool amirite lol!
by sparklemaster February 24, 2004
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name ambush

when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name
Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"

Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"

Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."
by brand x May 03, 2010
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