Balls out

To exude tremendous effort, to try extremely hard.
I decided to slack off and get a B in the class, but Ross went balls out and got a 100%
by Casey June 11, 2003
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that's crazy

It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.

It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....
Them: 'my girlfriend dumped me last night'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'

Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'
by hapahacker February 10, 2010
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Verbal Handcuffs

When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.
Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)
by pseudonymho February 03, 2010
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yawn pong

A game played by tired people. In short, one person yawns and then the other person does. Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has one point.
We played tweleve rounds of yawn pong last night.
by James Frohlich April 12, 2007
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mfeo

jack and jill were mfeo
by bucketball August 25, 2005
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Verbal Card

A way of giving someone a birthday card without actually giving them a card. Verbal Cards are recited orally and are usually made up on the spot, but can be planned out in advance. They are better than normal cards for many reasons mainly that they can be personalized. The only downfalls to a Verbal Card is that you can't put money in them, and don't have any funny pictures. They can however include singing.
Tom- Here's your present Sara!!
Sara- um thanks, is there a card?
Tom- VERBAL CARD!!!

"Happy Birthday Sara!
I Hope You Have A Great Day!"

Sara- Oh Tom! You shouldnt have!
Tom- Anything for you my love!
by Kaymanithink July 25, 2009
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Jack off all trades

A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners
- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.

Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
by michaelstripe November 15, 2007
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