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Battery Bank

An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.
I was running low on cash and had to float on my battery bank until payday.
by Dr,Watson August 14, 2010
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Bragplaining

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.
Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
by TheShrewKing August 9, 2010
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hit the slide

To quit one's job in truly stunning fashion.
Steven Slater was fed up of working for a--holes, so he hit the slide.
by dsfswdfsf August 10, 2010
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ineption

Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception.
You don't understand Christopher Nolan's latest masterpiece? Talk about ineption.
by bentobox August 5, 2010
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HPOA

yo, did you see that guy?! he sure is a HPOA.

dangggg gurl, she's a HPOA. i bet her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
by j pebz. January 19, 2010
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Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.
Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*
by FreeCottonCandy August 1, 2010
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thinko

A mental typo, where someone says the wrong word but not because they don't know the correct word.
When he mixed up the names of his two close friends, it was a thinko.
by branden January 6, 2006
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