Urban Dictionary
by uttam maharjan June 16, 2010
Get the kittens and puppiesmug. A move so smooth with regards to initiating sexual or pseudo-sexual congress with someone that it could only otherwise have happened in a heavily scripted porn film.
Person A: So I lean over to try and get her number and BAM, next thing I know we're doing it in the back of my van. It was such a porn moment.
PersonB: Uhh, thanks dad
PersonB: Uhh, thanks dad
by />/_//\/<^/\/ June 16, 2010
Get the porn momentmug. "Hey look, there's Gary Busey. Someone must have turned on the Bat Shit Signal."
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by Jack117 June 15, 2010
Get the Bat Shit Signalmug. A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup.
by teller of truths10 June 15, 2010
Get the vuvuzelamug. When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.
Bill: 'Dude I wasn't ignoring you'
Bob: 'How do you explain that then'
Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'
Bob: 'How do you explain that then'
Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'
by yami100 June 14, 2010
Get the Texter's Thumbmug. A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
X: Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!
Y: That's what BP said!
X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!
by Hamfry June 11, 2010
Get the That's What BP Saidmug. Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren't planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.). Usually happens on the weekend.
by Roy Batty 2019 June 12, 2010
Get the store d'oeuvresmug.