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fuck up some comma's

Let's fuck up some comma's
by FREEBANDZ November 21, 2014
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feastiality

The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.
Dean: "Man, I'm hungry! What're you saying? Are you ready to eat?"

Jason: "I'm down for something really tasty. Let's hook up some feastiality!"
by terminal2 July 3, 2008
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mun

wow man, nice mun
by wizwohz December 23, 2013
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you fit the description

Phrase that police use to justify arresting any African American in any situation.
I stopped you because you fit the description of a suspect who robbed a liquor store.
by D3uteron June 5, 2009
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Huxtabate

To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.
Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.

Brian: Damn son
by FriendOrFlake November 21, 2014
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Preemptive Ejaculation

1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
by daveroust August 17, 2011
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i just wanna talk to him

when you are going to punch or hurt someone
Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"
by Zachhyyy Whackeyy November 22, 2014
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