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food press

After lunch I enjoy a healthy food press.
by Lingopronva November 10, 2014
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Snapback

When you get a reply from a snapchat you sent.
(generic duck face pic)
*send

New notification
"wahey I got a snapback"
(generic dic pic)
by qwertydoll May 8, 2014
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cannilingus

The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.
While driving 80mph down the 87 freeway, Steve deftly applied cannilingus to drain the remaining contents of his Schlitz.
by word douche August 30, 2009
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rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.
How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.
by Robopoet February 22, 2008
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Party Boobs

When a woman has her breasts surgically augmented and proceeds to display them in low cut tops, tight tops and without a bra as much as possible for every occasion.
Sue: "Oh no, do you see how low cut that top is? She is leaving nothing to the imagination!"
Jane: "Oh girl! She's got her party boobs out!"
by IreneIsNotMyName October 31, 2014
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E-bola

something people chant while running through the hallways at my school. It is sung just like the Ri-cola commercial
John: *coughs*

Everyone in room: e-bola!!!!!!
by GrandWizardMan123 October 31, 2014
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maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.
I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.
by home movies October 31, 2014
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