Definitions by daveroust

Preemptive Ejaculation 

1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.

1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.

Preemptive Ejaculation by daveroust August 17, 2011

Pork in your bowl 

To have "pork in your bowl" is to be in poverty, or to be down and out.

From Pharcyde song titled "It's Jiggaboo Time:"
"Ni##a when there's pork in your bowl, it's jiggaboo time"

Pork in your bowl by daveroust November 14, 2007