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i feel your nuts

Boy 1: Yeah man, I can't stand that guy.
Boy 2: I feel your nuts on that one.
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You're learning!

used to describe someone being exceedingly stupid or when someone screws up
Teacher: Joseph what is 2+43.
Joseph: Is it 69.
Class: YOU'RE LEARNING!!!
by ButICantaloupe November 29, 2014
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on a thing

Being in a relationship that involves kissing etc and commitment but not being official
'You going out yet?'
'Nah, just on a thing.'
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blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!
by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014
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Cyberloafing

the act of employees using their organization's Internet access for personal purposes during work hours. The norm for the 21st century employee.
Surfing the web for entertainment, sending/receiving personal emails, online chatting, online stock trading, shopping online, etc. during work hours is considered cyberloafing.
by Meggerson September 22, 2006
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K dot

Written as "K." Used in conversation as another way to say {Cool story bro} or express how you don't give a flying fuck about what was just said.
"Did you hear about Kanye West's latest album, She's not a hobbit?"
"K dot"
by P3h15t0r1c November 22, 2014
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Revenge is a dish best served cold

Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.
Victim: "Why did you destroy my marriage? I thought we were BFFs."
Vindicator: "Because you stole my boyfriend back in the 6th grade."
Victim: "But that was 20 years ago!"
Vindicator: "Revenge is a dish best served cold, bitch."
by That handle is already in use November 24, 2014
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