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Smallville 

(N.) What he said plus more. Actually, it IS worth watching. It's worth watching Superman cry and bitch about not having Lana. It's worth watching Lana do the same thing to Clark. It's worth watching Chloe do the same thing as well. It's worth watching Pete end up in the hospital from the latest Freak of the Week. It's worth watching the Kents in their over-dramatic form. It's worth watching Lex Luthor fall ass backwards into some crazy situation cause he can't mind his own buisness. It's worth watching at least five random people get killed each week and nobody cares because they were just extras. (the Star Trek situation) And it's worth watching the crazy, teenage mutant ninja freaks such as the Shapeshifting Superdyke, Tina Grier. So when you take all of this into consideration, it IS worth watching!
It's not a drama, it's a comedy!
Smallville by G-Union December 18, 2003

pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.
*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"
pomosexuality by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013
Word of the Day on October 5, 2013

Chingqualo 

Anything and everything and nothing at the same time.
Son:Dad! I got you a Dr Pepper from the gas station!
Dad:Ahh Chingqualo! Thank you son.
Chingqualo by WaffleStomp June 15, 2022
A sweet boy, who possesses a different side than most people see him. Usually childish and kind, but if he's feeling down he'll usually keeps his feelings bottled up inside and will open up to those who care about him, his safety, health and feelings. Angeliko loves to keep people happy and will do anything to do so. His friends consider him the one friend who won't tolerate sadness and will do anything to make them feel better about what's happening. Just don't force an Angeliko to be your friend or boyfriend.
Girl 1: Hey, that guy is so sweet!
Guy 1: He's such an Angeliko.
Angeliko by Parker Chan1026 April 10, 2019
An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.
Apple by Darth Meme November 24, 2019

Clint Eastwooding 

When a stranger in another car on the road (often in a large truck with an nra sticker) gives you a crazy squint reminiscent of Clint Eastwood when staring at a rival gunfighter
Hey Kyle that guy is totally Clint eastwooding us!

samuel jackson as fuck

something only a true black person would do, speak of, or know of.
nigga 1: man where you been?
nigga 2: just got my dreads pulled and tatted up wit my hurricane 40 oz.
nigga 1: thats samuel jackson as fuck nigga
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